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i am literally a fish 🐟 heavy topics/themes occasionally not spoiler-free comms: https://ko-fi.com/shalpilot/commissions
there is someone going hog wild on a banjo somewhere in the building god damn !!!
It’s Uber’s nameday!!! She is 4 years old !!! That’s crazy!!!
darling toaster: -toasts bread -is quiet -nice CHUNK when it’s done despicable microwave: -impatient -beeps continuously to remind you you have spaghetti in there -appears to have a silent mode but pressing this changes nothing
changing honoria’s backstory a bit so she had a long stint as a Dog™️ + got promoted to have ppl working under her (pre-rt) so you can see where she took the wrong lesson from that. not ‘I should treat the people i command like people’ but ‘i’ll treat these dogs so well yesss!! ^^’
if evercold is good it’ll be the first expansion where yesui is alive for real and i make few changes to the overall story if evercold is bad it will be daddy issues: the eddic poem
honoria is too good at blasting people to piles of ash to make use of firestorm which is annoying bc i should nerf her or like use grenades or a melta weapon or whatever but consider this; get carbonized idiot
“every yesuling[‘s voice claim] is a different tara strong role” and other things that are canon because it’s funny
need to reality check myself being concerned abt a coworker’s food safety practices and wanting to talk to a manager abt them is not “an act of subterfuge”
i’m training percy in the art of combat. someday he will usurp me and rule my lands with an iron fist, of course
Synartha is weirdo of a Drukhari. She has been a Wych of a lower arena most of her life alongside her sister, despite being a trueborn. Unlike most trueborns, she actually doesn't hate her sister and starts her own Kabal to not let their rivalry destroy them.
Soon-Ie LO@soonie.bsky.social · last wk.A Drukhari born to be a Wych trying the big game of being an Archon
ive got experience w dauntingly long sagas of fictional historical events told from several different points of view that fluctuate wildly in quality but i shant say where that experience comes from. wretched time for all involved.
as much as i love yrliet i think her and honoria’s relationship is strained bc honoria has not one but two jakeys. and speaking from my own lesbian experience even just one can be enough to fuck up a friendship 4ever so !!
[ranting] [raving] [clearly gone mad] i am the only one who keeps the cooler doors closed I am the only one who latches them behind me i am the only one who TRIES to keep the PERISHABLES UN-PERISHED why is it only me why is this my burden am i the only one who understands how refrigerators work help
hon/hen is another knight x princess thing and honoria is the knight. of course