Anna Metz 💋🔪🖤

@annametz.bsky.social

🖤 dark romcom writer 🔪 💋 VIGILANTES ANONYMOUS Fall 2027 (St. Martin's Press / Macmillan) 🖤 Rep: Aurora Fernandez | Trident Media Group 📍 WI

A quick reintroduction before sharing my super secret book news in just a couple days 🤭🫶 Hi I'm Anna! I write high-heat dark romcoms with lots of spice, unaliving, & cats! My novel VIGILANTES ANONYMOUS follows two contract unalivers, Lana & Nic, as they off their targets & get off with each other

Reluctant bride plots against her husband and ends up saving the empire in a fantasy romcom version of HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN 10 DAYS X A SONG TO DROWN RIVERS ❤️ Arranged marriage ❤️ Enemies-to-power couple ❤️ Unlikeable heroine battling powerful men with brains & pranks #posterpit #A #F #R (#AG soon?)

Movie poster design of Lady Han's Manual for Matrimonial Mayhem: A Song to Drown Rivers x How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days - 91K adult fantasy romcom - enemies to lovers, unlikeable heroine, arranged marriage

Books I've Written By the Numbers I loved this little walk down memory lane 🫶 Fun fact: the first book I wrote was actually a romantasy! Any other SJM fans out there get inspired to pick writing or reading back up again after falling in love with her books? 🙋‍♀️

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ADULT SIX OF CROWS WITH GHOSTS 🌩️🌞 Grumpy-sunshine cousins ❤️‍🔥 Slowest of burns ☠️ Serial killer 🤫 Heist ✨ Layered magic system Jack’s sworn to protect the dead. When a book on harvesting magic from ghosts falls into the wrong hands, how far will Jack go to get it back? #Ghostpit #A #F #Q

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Spirited Away x Shutter Island Reality and fantasy blur when an anonymous invitation sends a burnt-out chocolatier spiraling to hunt down a serial killer she thought she made up as a child. 🥀Found family 🥀Feminist 🥀Ghosts 🪻Mental health rep 🪻Disability rep 🪻LGBTQIA+ #GhostPit #C #A #F #T #H #G

9x9 board of photos (top left to bottom right): dark rose bush, dark blue woods at night with fog, quote that reads, “I learned about death by being alive… or maybe I’ve tried it myself.” Starting second row: Closeup of a dragonfly wing, a girl floating in dark water with white flowers, hands reaching up from a dark lake with lily pads, a quote that reads, “we were strangers bound by a shared past, entangled in the present, with no promise of a future.” Forget-me-nots, a man and a woman dancing against a starry skyThe same image from before with arrows pointing out to show tropes from the story which are: found family, haunted woods, past repeats itself, dual timeline, ghosts, repressed memories, investigation, and strong female characters. Two new images to replace the quotes from the previous board: a dark field of flowers in a forest tinted blue, a woman’s hands and body submerged under water reaching out.

#GhostPit, #A, #Q, #T YOU x Dexter Quiet teacher, Ella, is not a psychopath – she’s just very committed to her anti-bullying policies. The kind that involve zip ties, knives and plastic sheeting. And if you stay cruel and remorseless as an adult, she’ll teach you one final, bloody lesson. 👻🔪

Groups of kids whispering. A teacher by a blackboard. a load of shiny knives in a row.