watching fantano's ranking of the 10 most streamed songs of all time and, gays, i think we like in a parallel universe. i literally couldn't hum any of these
Sam 🎉
@anoddgeography.bsky.social
silvery birdman, curious about everything, inconsistent content, he/they, Gadigal
left work early today coz I'm...just...in need of something not routine
finished a draft and sent it to my friend for a review... ugh what a thrill to be doing this again
Sam 🎉@anoddgeography.bsky.social · 7d agofuuuuuck, I've been writing this week – not for work, for an audience, a personal thing – for the first time in a hot minute, and it's sooouuuulllll nourishing, holy shit
![An image of The Villeneuve Scale of Air Pollution (aka the Milleneuve)
Arrival
< 100 milleneuves
(normal particulate levels)
Prisoners
200 milleneuves
(chimney smoke and rage)
Sicario
300 milleneuves
(gunsmoke and drugs maybe?)
Enemy
600 milleneuves
(C'mon, Toronto, you used to be cool)
Dune
750 milleneuves
(stillsuits are a must!)
Blade Runner 2049
900 milleneuves
(omg why are you even outside, Ryan Gosling??)
[each entry has a still from the film showing the sky color, from clear to deep orange]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:e3adzvtg56lfn3wpdlfjwnoc/bafkreifderpx4gkosjxomcme5gtboehesquihk5usfuv75aq7naejsitie)
my office is doing this remarkable thing where the heater's on but it's still cold inside
I'm wearing jeans this week for the first time in years and it's wild to not have body dysmorphia in them
New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras https://theonion.com/new-evidence-suggests-dinosaurs-had-quinceaneras/
As they amass more money and power, the public views billionaires as sweaty psychos Scrooge McDucking their way into evil amounts of cash. The collective ick emerging raises a question that wealthy men might prioritize over ethical perceptions: Have billionaires become categorically unfuckable?
No One Wants to Sleep With Billionaires
Wealth used to be helpful in the dating pool, but a growing class of billionaires are proving that money can't buy love.
playboy.com
can't help but think bjork would really love her
Sam 🎉@anoddgeography.bsky.social · 2d agoseeing Slayyyter this sunday and I'm so excited but I will be wearing my loops, god damn
seeing Slayyyter this sunday and I'm so excited but I will be wearing my loops, god damn
real ones remember the ED drama with Fiona Apple. in all cases it's wild that people see it as a moral failing of an individual and not a pathological need to control one's life. someone's body isn't a comment on yours. society is fatphobic, whole industries rely on it. go after them instead.
it's so cute when my cat is half-asleep and i say something that stirs him and his little head moves like a muppet doing their deliberate, nuanced acting motions
can't remember what time I fell asleep but I either got 6 or 7 solid ones before waking up, which is a win
the director to alec baldwin on the set of 'Rust':
lerrrgan@lerrrgan.bsky.social · 4d agothey're called shooting stars because they have guns
for the record i'm vers when it comes to what a sexual partner smells like
today i found specifically *jazz apple* juice and popcorn flavoured with strawberry gum (an indigenous plant) at the supermarket and both were flavour wins! love strawberry gum so much
bought a new keyboard and mouse and oh boy yeah I was working with inferiority. more thrilling posts like this to come - stick around!
unexpected boozy afternoon into evening, now it's 4am and I'm still drunk in bed, bah
I moved back into my own apartment today. Took my cat over. Had to leave him there. The look he gave me is haunting my afternoon. I took him away from his friend in the other place. I hope the direct sunlight makes up for it.