I spent today getting caught up on the my friend's webnovel, "Exponent System," which is really good and weird. Highly erotic/violent science fiction really concerned with social control & types of power + the way they relate to unconventional identities... yay... I'll link the first chapter...

(the big-hearted pervert) keep fucking my girl... i care 🤗

guy who's resentful his mom didn't dip him in the river styx as a baby passive aggressively reposting footage of modern munitions being fired/detonated with the caption "this would work on me"

(pillbug eating a birthday cake at Applebee's) this is just being inside of a rain-soaked log that's starting to rot... (pillbug's human friend) you're so funny, man. you said that about watching the super bowl on my couch, too

got back from a trip. neighbors called over; apparently they had trouble sleeping without me here to scream and yell and batter the walls. their condition had been much improved by my return. they asked if i could please make a recording for them the next time i travelled.

Digger is that good

People are not capable of discussing Elizabeth Holmes in a reasonable way. I am also such a person. I am somewhat deranged by Elizabeth Holmes. I am going as Elizabeth Holmes for Halloween.

end of Higurashi episode: Those days, untouched and blissful, would continue forever... New Note Unlocked: We're Killing You

Diminish an anime Historically Progressive Girl Utena

Fee? Ahh!@fiadhtvoluntastua.bsky.social · 2w ago

Diminish an anime

"John Goats" still has it. From the last few albums I genuinely thought he lost the ability to make or perform good music but live he's still doing really, really great, they're just murdering him on post-production or something. Cried big tears at the gig.

(Introduction to Biology class explaining the idea of an animal) 🎶 Life Could Be A Bream 🎵

(Boston gnostic hearing about Balatro) Arcana Packs? Archon of *what* pacts?

depending on how far back you go: marine biologist, or possibly a ninja.

Uncredited Narrator 🇹🇹 🇬🇩@alstonf87.bsky.social · 3w ago

I would have been an astronaut

I had seen this scene clipped out of context before I actually started watching Twin Peaks and in context it is both WAY funnier and somehow more impactful.

Resident Evil (2026) not as good as Weapons (2025). I'm finding myself getting tired of Zach Cregger's shtick on the second movie. Without spoiling anything: every opportunity for a sincere emotional scene becomes a punchline.

The jury let me off easy after I deployed the "temporary New York state of mind" defense.

Oh, I'm sure.

LOOK at the wedding present our friend Evelyn made for us 😭

most of the things that feel transgressive to me are just kind of evil

Girl with a cuckoo kink and she comes over to your house and gets fed lots of food by your mom and gets way bigger than you.

Learning a bit about a bio-psycho-social model of pain and it reminds me really intensely of art I've seen, particularly the film "No Other Choice." Awesome...

i love Adolescence of Utena, which makes it hurt each time I remember they whitewashed Himemiya Anthy in it.

The media doesn't want you to know this, but: Zydrate™️ comes in a little glass vial.

tramp stamp idea 🐖

have been thinking about how task-switching adds to my mental load, maybe trying to plan & facilitate longer uninterrupted blocks of time for specific activities

You ever read an article so bad it makes you want to track down the author's social media and pre-emptively block them?

Hello everyone ! Here's A Coven of Love & Mischief, a game made by @cleature.bsky.social and I for the Romantasy TTRPG jam. It's about finding love while working for an evil witch, I think many of you would like it :) cleature.itch.io/a-coven-of-l...

A Coven of Love and Mischief by Cleature, Demoiselle Porcelaine

TTRPG about loving to hate your coworkers

cleature.itch.io

*clutches my cursed eye* ugh... the bottom row? P... E... uh Z? O? L i think?

If you were making a game with an estus flask mechanic, you could have it get dirty and gross over time and heal less damage, possibly even disease/poison you. Then you would need to use a consumable item/pay an NPC to restore its full functionality.

Trans guy who's not used to it yet: "And by 'it' let's just say... m-my... my penis! 🥹"