pig detective with a corkboard upon which photographs are pinned and linked together with red strings. there is a picture of a pig linked to a picture of a trough full of slop. these are the only pictures on the corkboard.
thank you to dr victor von doom for being the only one brave enough to undo spideys 20 year long deal with the devil
How it feels to blow up the work bathroom and see the coworker you hate walk in
some sort of boimler and tendi transporter mishap fusion
Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 4d agoWhat Star Trek Character r u?
used to be true neutral til a friend in pharma told me it was bad for the lining of my throat so now im neutral good or chaotic good depending on if i have one open already
Chronic Illness Humor@chronicillness.bsky.social · 3d ago
tomorrows dumbing of age has the opportunity to start the funniest possible storyline
Scorpio: Sure, the dark spells written in the Profane Tongue were never meant to be uttered in the sunlit realms but hey, the Old Gods ain’t gonna summon themselves.
sometimes you have to say the stupidest fucking joke ever because it makes exactly you laugh
leaving bluesky for a bit and coming back to see 30+ on the notifications bell, now THERES a halloween fright
been reading this avidly as shes been posting it all month but wanted to wait til it was done to repost it, if you like body horror this is such such suuuuuch a good piece
Haus of Decline@hausofdecline.bsky.social · last mo.I Don't Sleep Well (Title)
attempting to seduce the married lesbian at the magic tournament by reminding her the only wife that matters is the last one
I often always remember this scene of Measure of a Man from TNG, where Picard realises the dire moral implications of the judgement over Data, and the way in which Patrick Stewart portrays the full weight of it. RIP
watched "measure of a man" tonight and fuck, he really was just insanely skilled as an actor, i should rewatch "the inner light"
tech bro not yet realizing he died from a coke overdose pretending hes still on a call: "yeah hang on a second zach theres some fuckin furry at this party, man fuck off with that weird shit!" anubis: *puts away the divine ostrich feather of ma'at and plucks one from a regular pigeon flying by*
it would be hubris beyond reason to think myself the worlds eepiest girl this morning, but certainly top 20%
bella did not appreciate that i stopped being warm and wrapping my legs either side of her this morning
You ever looked at a character design and thought, “yeah I’m definitely gonna see her on my mutuals’ profiles”
