Bringing my petplay hamster to New Zealand and taking them zorbing
The Gayer Larrson
@antlernubs.bsky.social
AD account for @larrson.bsky.social 30 Often a caribou, occasionally a pup, sometimes a fawn, maybe even a doe If you can read this, chop off my antlers
*Slaps hips* "Slightly used, but these bad girls can fit so much cum inside them!"
Calling your prostate a “KPI” the way I fail to hit it on time or in a consistent manner
It’s so unfair that I don’t have a sheath. I deserve to have sheath piercings.
Watching Who Framed Roger Rabbit and trying to act normal when the weasel in the straitjacket is on my screen.
I’m not even joking when I say that the most valuable thing I’ve learned at sea so far is that I need to create an offline porn folder on my phone.
Last night ashore. Gonna be gooning like a fucking meth addict.
You thought the crib was just for sleeping? Lemme show you how wrong that is @olivermoose.bsky.social. Art by @deusexmoose.com (he's wonderful)
Well that’s one way for spam texts to get my attention
I swear a pup play style grooming and massage scene is at least a $1,000 idea.
Larrson@larrson.bsky.social · 4mo agoGot my first professional massage today and I have to say I’m a fan of being professionally petted for an hour. Only way to enhance the experience would have been to have someone softly calling me a good dog the entire time.
Can’t wait to get banned from Bewhiskered in like 2033 for violating the guest code of conduct by wearing a non-advertiser friendly digitigrade fursuit.
Nurse Coby@musingfor.bsky.social · 5mo agoScare your local uptight, puritan furry
"filling the Mare" Rubber commission for @rubberfeathers.bsky.social who was transformed into an obedient mare, ready to fill up ;] www.furaffinity.net/view/64234241/
CoO #65.2 Ych for Aderyn! #furryart #abdl #nsfw #pankallisti #bondage furaffinity.net/view/61216780
Lmao chaster actually did it. I can’t wait to add 3 months to my timer because my 26 leg NFL parlay didn’t hit
The Gayer Larrson@antlernubs.bsky.social · last yr.Sports betting with money: ❌ Sports betting with time locked in chastity: ✅✅✅✅✅✅
Hey! Kai wants to remind you that it's Diaper Friday!! 🖤🖤🖤 #abdl
Can't wait for my PA to heal, so I can wear cages again. I miss chastity play so much
Yeah not sure how my self esteem is going to recover from someone who was previously incredibly into me telling me that my PA makes my dick look abnormal and how he’s only going to associate me with cock pain.
I thought having to give up weed would make spend my evenings more productively, but I still do the same nothing, but enjoy it even less.