I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"

Saying that capitalism “breeds innovation” is frankly a bit silly sounding when the innovation is like. Upgrading the orphan incinerator to fit more orphans and incinerate them with 30% greater efficiency

Fascinating that when a cis woman feels sexy in a cute outfit, it’s just healthy body confidence, but apparently when a trans woman feels sexy in a cute outfit, she’s autogynephilic or whatever. The cis girls see their own joy in their sisters’ eyes, and they don’t want to share

An ethos I try to live my life by: You don’t always have to be nice, but you do always have to be kind. Idk, I’d rather be a blunt autistic grouch and leave a net positive impact on Earth than I’d be nice to people’s faces while being a two faced shit stain

Update on Miss Queen Anthurium’s new leaf: Oooo girl, you are showing off

Chili really liked the disability care worker who came by today lmao

I don’t usually let him out while my care workers are over just because not everyone is comfortable with parrots, but he wanted to say hi to this one sooooo bad (of course I asked her if it was ok if he came out to say hi)

A new green friend joins the flock! Behold ! anthurium forgetii!

A new green friend joins the flock! Behold ! anthurium forgetii!

There are some real good preens going on in my house. Witness;

For as flawed as it is in many places, and for as incomplete as it is, I honestly think it’s beautiful that history is a school subject. When done right, it’s like telling our young ones “This is what you are, this is where we came from, and this is what happened before you arrived. Godspeed.”

Idk, filling life’s newcomers in on things that happened prior to their arrival is incredibly beautiful to me. Passing on the torch of history requires the new bearers to know how to handle fire

In case you were wondering, Chili (our parrot) has now stolen THREE of my septum rings out of my nose (he knows how to unclick/unscrew them, he’s very smart) and subsequently lost them by throwing them God knows where. Bird why!!! Stop this!!!

There are some real good preens going on in my house. Witness;

Moon birt moon birt

Moon birt moon birt

Autism in and of itself is pretty cool honestly, it’s moreso the allistics deciding that it’s You Would Be Better Off Dead Disorder that sucks

Contrary to popular (allistic) belief, my life is worth living

Call this boypussy a train the way it confuses and terrifies the right but autistic trans people are obsessed with it or. Something I don’t fucking know

TW discussion of CSA and rape (and the effects of it) Idk man. Being raped as a toddler (and also as an adult several times lol) is bad enough on its own, I just wish people wouldn’t use me as a pawn in their efforts to censor people’s art. It limits not only my ability to talk about +

+ what happened to me because my real life experiences get conflated with fiction and the conversation gets diluted, it also limits other survivors’ ability to heal through the art they make and look at. I don’t want to see noncon. Ever. I also don’t care that it exists. Just tag your shit

Additionally; If you like that stuff, I don’t actually care why. If you’re a survivor using that kind of thing for healing, fantastic. If you just enjoy the power dynamic shit of it all or whatever, great. You do not owe me, or anybody, an explaination for why. Just tag it. It’s all good

I know for a fact that my transsexuality is very, very real, because I would genuinely much rather be a sorta ugly dude than the most beautiful woman on the planet

Hello I have made this due to a mutual having issues with some folks on here forgetting this fact and shouting at him for it. Feel free to use it as a handy PSA x

For as flawed as it is in many places, and for as incomplete as it is, I honestly think it’s beautiful that history is a school subject. When done right, it’s like telling our young ones “This is what you are, this is where we came from, and this is what happened before you arrived. Godspeed.”

Btw, whenever I draw an outfit that you think looks cool/sexy/etc, just know that you are, in fact, fully allowed to draw your characters in it! Just credit me etc and it’s all good! I’m not territorial over the outfits I draw ❤️

Honestly, it’s kind of a vague pipe dream of mine to be a fashion designer, and if all you wonderful animal people in my phone draw your critters in the outfits I design, that’s kind of like being a fashion designer LOL - Absolutely go ahead if you’ve ever felt like it!!