Next signal leak Gabbard: Elon needs to embrace the spirit of aloha. Vance: I just said a prayer for peace. I suggest you all do the same. Rubio: Let’s dispel once and for all with this fiction that Elon doesn't know what he's doing.. Hegseth: yuo guys need to liten up. lets hit the bars ill ddrive
You can tell God made men and women to be compatible with each other. Women like consuming true crime content, men like doing true crime
Star Wars characters ranked by how likely they are to use an ethnic slur 1. Han solo
2024: How do we prevent kids from using AI to do their homework for them? 2025: How do we prevent kids from using AI to run the United States federal government?
The Daily Beast@thedailybeast.bsky.social · 2y agoMusk’s DOGE goon squad is leaning on AI to probe sensitive federal data to tell them what should end up on the chopping block in the Department of Education.
Mavs GM knew that with the incoming tariffs, they wouldn’t be able to afford Luka’s ozempic prescription
Yes, we do need to get rid of DEI: Donald Trump Elon Musk Iowa
You couldn’t make Ed, Edd ‘n Eddy today. They’d just start $EDCOIN
I don’t care about the tiktok ban bc they have family guy funny moments on youtube
Say what you will about JK Rowling but "m*dblood" is one of the craziest fictional slurs ever written. I feel like I legitimately can't say it
Humanity’s most unethical science experiment was breeding daschunds. Imagine if aliens came down and bred the most wienery looking people until they got The Wiener Man.
The vitriolic reaction some people have to musicals must be caused by some kind of brain eating parasite bc man those people are annoying
Mr Beast could pass the Inflation Reduction Act but Joe Biden couldn’t make Squid Game in real life
Me keeping a straight face while the plane goes down to avoid giving my girlfriend the ick
The way I feel about Lady Gaga makes me understand how dictators come to power
I can’t believe people are saying Barbie is anti-man. You know what movie is anti-man? John Wick. What’s that movie about? Killing men. That’s all John Wick does is kill men. What’s more anti-man than that?
Just found out about the phrase "business super casual." Fuck you. What size t-shirt do you wear? Medium, or "large super small?"
George Costanza as a drag queen named Art Vandeslay