Andromeda Polly
@apbusch.bsky.social
Roller coasters, cats, bicycles, computers, and bad jokes. She/they, f it
A secret agent who works at the front desk of an apartment building — call that Spy Doorman.
OK gotta eat healthy tonight. I’m going to a wing crawl tomorrow.
I was so optimistic when I walked in and took this. Five minutes later they announced the park would close for the day in 30 minutes.
Stop at the dispensary. Guy takes my ID, looks at me, says “Do you have a nickname?” Love that guy.
I used to be such a good worker when I was using work as an avoidance technique.
OMG dude just squeezed in and I thought he was sitting down. He goes “sorry, man. Oh, you’re not a man, you’re a ma’am. I’m just looking at the whiskeys and invading your personal space. Two birds with one stone.” That was a whole lot in 20 seconds.
Anybody said “O’Malley’s Bar” by Nick Cave yet?
Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · last mo.Name a song where someone dies/is murdered.
Weird ass day for gender yesterday. Everything’s fine, but it was weird af.
I find it amusing that the clock on my coffee maker gains time as though it, itself, is overly caffeinated.
Huh. I missed by a few weeks the 30th anniversary of my mom’s death. Funny how that stuff sneaks up on you.
There’s something spiritually wrong about a major holiday being on a Saturday.
I’m kind of a goblin, but I’m also really hot, and I don’t know how to reconcile that.
A folk instrument with a sticker reading “this machine issues indictments — call that a j’accustic guitar
Dance like they are watching you / because they are watching you youtu.be/VyugfHPOFBE?...
Don't Feed the Trolls
YouTube video by Jonathan Coulton - Topic
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Here’s a version of this headline that 1) attributes the fact that Pete retold the story to the audience, but 2) separates out that what he’s saying actually did happen. Plus the headline is more evocative. It is not impossible to present this with care. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Ernie Smith@ernie.tedium.co · 2mo agoThe usage of “says” is just so messed up. He's not claiming it happened, the police confirmed it. Do better NYT
