Penn

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Frater Providence. Critic. Anti-fascist. King of the HideBehinds, and the Wizard-Priest of Ahania. I’m getting a really high score at midlife crisis. Find me (and El) on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/elizabethsandifer

If "Death of the Author" means interpreting a text need not conform to the creator's intent, this might be "Death of the Audience," where there is no interpretation to do at all. A reader is not expected (nor encouraged) to find meaning. Consumerist Non-Being, like an anti-zen breathing exercise.

Emperor Abby (the first pope)@arobertswrites.com · 2h ago

Don't yall get tired of this? Don't yall enjoy the puzzle of figuring out what a story means?

History of Metal 1988: Poison, Open Up and Say… Ahh! There was a moral panic over the quite tame cover art on what the Curator informs me is our last glam record. That strikes me as a fitting end to this exceptionally performative era for metal. I’m not sure it ever gets more accessible than this.

Album cover: a red demon woman with a long pointed tongue.
Penn@penn-fp.bsky.social · 2d ago

History of Metal 1988: Queensrÿche, Operation: Mindcrime *slaps a record* this baby can hold so much plot. There’s a drug addicted mind controlled assassin, and a sex worker nun, and traumatic amnesia… Nothing about this record seems like it ought to work, but then why is it such a bop?

History of Metal 1988: Queensrÿche, Operation: Mindcrime *slaps a record* this baby can hold so much plot. There’s a drug addicted mind controlled assassin, and a sex worker nun, and traumatic amnesia… Nothing about this record seems like it ought to work, but then why is it such a bop?

Album cover: A black and gold skull logo over a revolution in black and white. Also, there’s a giant face. IDK, I just work here.
Penn@penn-fp.bsky.social · 6d ago

History of Metal 1988: Lita Ford, Lita So, these are morning albums. My wife curates, and I wake up to them. Hair metal’s default is so effeminate that i was on track 3 when I realized the vocalist is a woman. It’s basically a perfect execution of its own brief: “What if Pat Benatar could shred?”

Last sentence here is an assurance that “AIUK remains fully committed to defending the human rights, dignity, and equality of all marginalised groups, including women, girls, and members of the trans community.” So, what, we’re just going with bald-face lies now? Or are we redefining “defending”?

Screenshot of an article titled An Apology for A Growing Threat briefing, published on
8 July 2026 and posted 31 July 2026. 
“We apologise for the publication of the briefing "A growing threat: the anti-rights movement in the UK."

History of Metal 1988: Lita Ford, Lita So, these are morning albums. My wife curates, and I wake up to them. Hair metal’s default is so effeminate that i was on track 3 when I realized the vocalist is a woman. It’s basically a perfect execution of its own brief: “What if Pat Benatar could shred?”

Album cover: Lita in a black sparkly 80s dress crouching down to fit in the frame. She’s in a studio.
Penn@penn-fp.bsky.social · last wk.

History of Metal 1987: Guns N’ Roses, Appetite for Destruction This basically lived in my cassette player when I found it a decade later. At 12 I’d have told you it was a perfect record. At 41 I’ll tell you the same. I mean, what do you want? We’re in the jungle now, baby. We’re gonna die.

History of Metal 1987: Guns N’ Roses, Appetite for Destruction This basically lived in my cassette player when I found it a decade later. At 12 I’d have told you it was a perfect record. At 41 I’ll tell you the same. I mean, what do you want? We’re in the jungle now, baby. We’re gonna die.

Album cover: a cross with skulls at the points and middle depicting the members of the band.
Penn@penn-fp.bsky.social · last wk.

History of Metal 1987: Napalm Death, Scum This brick wall is basically a split with itself. The only guy on both halves is the drummer. Even he is no longer in the band. But then, we’re in hardcore punk/metal fusion now. Nothing is nice, and nothing lasts. Least of all this: 28 tracks in 33 minutes

Okay one more odyssey post. Really loved the movie. But I for one am willing to stop rescuing Matt Damon. At some point we’re just going to have to collectively agree that if Matt Damon gets lost again we just have to let him go.

History of Metal 1987: Napalm Death, Scum This brick wall is basically a split with itself. The only guy on both halves is the drummer. Even he is no longer in the band. But then, we’re in hardcore punk/metal fusion now. Nothing is nice, and nothing lasts. Least of all this: 28 tracks in 33 minutes

Album cover: a family portrait in Hell.
Penn@penn-fp.bsky.social · 2w ago

History of Metal 1987: King Diamond, Abigail I don’t usually care about plots on an album, but damn. Throw some near-monochrome dramatic lighting at it and it’s a del Toro film. I’m obviously here for the occultist prog guy, but this feels like an artifact of the 70s, rather than a move forward.

History of Metal 1987: King Diamond, Abigail I don’t usually care about plots on an album, but damn. Throw some near-monochrome dramatic lighting at it and it’s a del Toro film. I’m obviously here for the occultist prog guy, but this feels like an artifact of the 70s, rather than a move forward.

Album cover: a pair of horse pulling a carriage on a stormy night
Penn@penn-fp.bsky.social · 2w ago

History of Metal 1987: Anthrax, Born Too Late I was lightly into Metallica after one of the sweetest boys I ever kissed lent me a CD. I never got on with Anthrax. The vocal-the exact midpoint of Queen and the Beastie Boys-still throws me, tbh, but I’m wrong about it. The hardcore of it intrigues.

History of Metal 1987: Anthrax, Born Too Late I was lightly into Metallica after one of the sweetest boys I ever kissed lent me a CD. I never got on with Anthrax. The vocal-the exact midpoint of Queen and the Beastie Boys-still throws me, tbh, but I’m wrong about it. The hardcore of it intrigues.

Album cover: a man in a black suit, stiff hat, and bolo tie waving over a checkerboard looking field made of top down views of a guy?
Penn@penn-fp.bsky.social · 3w ago

History of Metal 1986: Saint Vitus, Born Too Late What we’ve got here is doom metal taking a 1970s Black Sabbath sound and anticipating grunge rock at the same time, while feeling decidedly uncool about the whole thing. A properly fascinating album.

History of Metal 1986: Saint Vitus, Born Too Late What we’ve got here is doom metal taking a 1970s Black Sabbath sound and anticipating grunge rock at the same time, while feeling decidedly uncool about the whole thing. A properly fascinating album.

Album cover. In the middle is a tiny church window. The band name is at the top with metal serifs and a cross.
Penn@penn-fp.bsky.social · 3w ago

History of Metal 1986: Slayer, Reign in Blood Gotta go fast! Early Thrash is extreme whiplash from yesterday’s definition of Metal. They’re trying to have a bad time, and succeeding admirably. Slayer really aren’t Nazis, they’re just at the vanguard of 90s edgelording. But man. Man, they sure are.

History of Metal 1986: Slayer, Reign in Blood Gotta go fast! Early Thrash is extreme whiplash from yesterday’s definition of Metal. They’re trying to have a bad time, and succeeding admirably. Slayer really aren’t Nazis, they’re just at the vanguard of 90s edgelording. But man. Man, they sure are.

Album cover. a cluttered demonic illustration by Larry Carroll
Penn@penn-fp.bsky.social · 3w ago

History of Metal 1986: Bon Jovi, Slippery When Wet It feels uncool how much I like this, but I’ve always had time for glam. This record is exploring the outermost pop edge of the genre, and it’s just simply a romp. And let’s be real, “Wanted Dead of Alive” is basically a perfect 80s rock anthem.

History of Metal 1986: Bon Jovi, Slippery When Wet It feels uncool how much I like this, but I’ve always had time for glam. This record is exploring the outermost pop edge of the genre, and it’s just simply a romp. And let’s be real, “Wanted Dead of Alive” is basically a perfect 80s rock anthem.

Album cover. Bon Jovi is in a heavily serifed font over what looks like a wet car window with the title written by a finger.
Penn@penn-fp.bsky.social · 4w ago

History of Metal 1986: Candlemass, Epicus Doomicus Metallicus Heavy like a too-hot summer day. It’s never busy, but it’s always shifting; you don’t have time to get bored. And like… you gotta love a record that names a genre in Looney Tunes Latin. Think they got the order wrong, though.

History of Metal 1986: Candlemass, Epicus Doomicus Metallicus Heavy like a too-hot summer day. It’s never busy, but it’s always shifting; you don’t have time to get bored. And like… you gotta love a record that names a genre in Looney Tunes Latin. Think they got the order wrong, though.

Album cover: a horned skull pierced by two spikes forming a cross. Many serifs
Penn@penn-fp.bsky.social · last mo.

History of Metal 1986: Europe, The Final Countdown To be completely honest, I keep forgetting about glam. I’ve been an 80s revivalist since the late 90s…I have no excuse. If you can forgive a bit of over-play, this is a romp of epic synths and swanning guitars. If you can’t, well it’s track one.

Was low key dreading Ask E. Jean for all the obvious reasons, and like CW all the obvious shit, but I’d actively recommend this film for other sexual assault survivors if you can. It’s heartbreaking, and hard to watch at times, but ultimately it’s the most honest film about healing that I’ve seen.

History of Metal 1986: Europe, The Final Countdown To be completely honest, I keep forgetting about glam. I’ve been an 80s revivalist since the late 90s…I have no excuse. If you can forgive a bit of over-play, this is a romp of epic synths and swanning guitars. If you can’t, well it’s track one.

Album cover. Enough 1986 to drown in. A tornado of portraits of men with fluffy hair lifting out of the Earth’s atmosphere against a nebula of space.
Penn@penn-fp.bsky.social · last mo.

History of Metal 1985: Possessed, Seven Churches As in “of the Apocalypse” per Revelations. After around 30 seconds of Tubular Bells this record crashes into grindingly distorted guitar. From there, generally earning its title as the first death metal album, it’s all growl, speed, and Satan.

I love this watch because it’s anyone’s guess if I know what day it is, but by damn I sure know how full the moon is. On the same logic as with cats, who I always wish I knew the names of in random pictures, and OF COURSE I named my watch: his name is Form.

A mechanical watch with a black face and minimalist silver ticks. Behind the hands is a silver moon with about 80% of it showing.

History of Metal 1985: Possessed, Seven Churches As in “of the Apocalypse” per Revelations. After around 30 seconds of Tubular Bells this record crashes into grindingly distorted guitar. From there, generally earning its title as the first death metal album, it’s all growl, speed, and Satan.

Album cover: red text over black. “Possessed” is on fire over an inverted cross. “Seven Churches” is in a kind of Chinese takeaway font.
Penn@penn-fp.bsky.social · last mo.

History of Metal 1985: Celtic Frost, To Mega Therion This record is cited as an influence on death and black metal, though to my ear it’s not quite either yet. It’s got the aggression and urgency of both, but adds a dark ambient element. An interesting moment in metal. Also, the cover is a Giger.

History of Metal 1985: Celtic Frost, To Mega Therion This record is cited as an influence on death and black metal, though to my ear it’s not quite either yet. It’s got the aggression and urgency of both, but adds a dark ambient element. An interesting moment in metal. Also, the cover is a Giger.

Album cover. A demon using Christ’s outstretched arms as a bow
Penn@penn-fp.bsky.social · last mo.

History of Metal 1985: Loudness, Thunder in the East Between their last record and this one, Japanese metal band Loudness signed with a major American label and polished their sound from speed metal to glam. Takasaki’s guitar is precise, and the record has pop hooks. It’s here to have a good time.

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