I have been sent this, and I have checked to see that it is real, and it IS real, and now that I can never unsee it, you must see it too.
![Advert for “London: The Snowman Afternoon Tea Bus Christmas Tour”
The Snowman from off of the telly is on a bus, having a tea party. It is [spoiler] someone in an unconvincing and nightmarish snowman suit.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:irlrdb4p2swljzcdjbhc54gd/bafkreibcpggwyoj2yaukkbxpqwey4w7hajzs2bsyipqpgwswpnthlssw2a)
Angry People in Local Newspapers
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Another triumph for the Technicolor™️ Clusterfork that is the Royal Mail.
Worcester man £780 out of pocket after Royal Mail loses holiday money
A Worcester man has been left nearly £800 out of pocket after holiday money he ordered online went missing at a Worcester parcel depot.
worcesternews.co.uk
“Newport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.” #NiceThings
Star Wars to be translated into Welsh for first time ever and the cast is huge
S4C has announced a Welsh language dub of Star Wars: A New Hope, with Matthew Rhys as Han Solo and Rhys Ifans as Obi-Wan Kenobi, coming to the channel later this year
walesonline.co.uk
Signs of the impending collapse of our civilisation: This is the second angry person in two days from the Henley Standard. The last time they had an angry person was when that gobshite got sacked from Waitrose.
Man appealed parking fine, claiming dropped kerb "leads to nowhere"
A MAN is unhappy after he was fined for parking across a dropped kerb in Wargrave.
henleystandard.co.uk
APILN Classics presents: Virgin Ron, a tribute. A look at the man, the myth of Britain’s most notorious alleged grot viewer. Who among us has not opened a suspiciously thick bill from their cable provider, filled with such titles as The Furry Honeypot Adventure? m.facebook.com/story.php?st...
Councillor Biff Bean. Former mayor of Lincoln and outstanding in his field. [checks notes] out standing in this field.
Overgrown long grass presents a fire risk, residents fear
Residents fear that a piece of land has become so overgrown that it presents a fire risk.
lincsonline.co.uk
Happy 12th anniversary of the day Kim Jong Un visited the lube factory.
Regret to report that there has been an outbreak of poetry on Facebook nostalgia pages which is not “Corned beef of my childhood”.
Going to Hell for this, but that’s not the first time a Virgin Media customer’s had a stroke. Well done Stephen. #NiceThings
Leeds engineer arrived to fit broadband, ended up saving someone's life
A routine home visit turned into a lifesaving moment for Stephen Parsonage
examinerlive.co.uk
TOP TIP: Don’t do this. www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...
Man arrested after 'dressing as Grim Reaper' at hospital and staring at patients
A 26-year-old man climbed on a hospital roof dressed as a 'crow' which resembles a Grim Reaper outfit, as he flaunted a long knife has now been fined for his nuisance behaviour
mirror.co.uk
In today’s edition of “Oh mate”, it’s a follow-up to a previous “Oh mate”, and he’s getting the entire contents of my “Oh mate” folder.
I, for one, welcome our giant armoured overlords, marching ever sideways toward dominion over humanity.
Cornwall harbour overrun by thousands of giant crabs during ‘creepy’ annual event
Daniel Gilbert was heading out on his boat when he witnessed the astonishing sight
independent.co.uk
Wanna feel old? This is what popular beat combo The Beautiful South look like today. www.irishtimes.com/ireland/2026...
Degree of difficulty: They’re on the upstairs windowsills.
Please stop your dogs weeing in my flowerboxes says pensioner in dog mess plea
Dorothy Duffin from Needham Market has grown frustrated with people using the public footpath who don't clean up after their dogs.
eadt.co.uk
You know the baseball bat scene in The Untouchables? That, only with Edmonds and Blobby.
Noel Edmonds reunited with Mr Blobby during Calf of Man adventure
The chaotic pink character became a household name during the 1990s
iomtoday.co.im
In today’s edition of The Daily Telegraph With Its Finger On The Pulse Of The Nation, why have they got a framed picture of Mrs Doubtfire?
He’s not angry at the waste of water, he’s angry that it brings the neighbourhood down.
Anger as water leak in Henley not fixed
A MAN is furious after a water leak in his road in Henley still has not been fixed weeks after it was reported. Chris Dale, 66, of Hobbs End, has said that the leak from a Thames Water meter has been ...
henleystandard.co.uk
Your occasional reminder that taxi drivers are the angriest of any social group, and on this evidence there isn’t any argument.
Fed up taxi drivers struggling to get patients to hospital
“We take people to and from hospitals and the traffic is making people’s lives harder”
thestar.co.uk
If he was a sad French footballer, he’d be called Thierry Ennui.
Man feels angry and 'so sad' every time he leaves his flat
Michael is angry that the issue has not been fixed, despite him reporting it on three separate occasions
liverpoolecho.co.uk
APILN Classics, looking back at some of the greats and taking the piss out of them. Today, we look at Tony and Linda’s epic battle with Morrisons over pie. Tony is convinced there is something dark involved. Is Tonty Blair behind this? FB link: m.facebook.com/story.php?st...
