I can't be sure that the two loud party rooms directly across from us (wtf, guys, this isn't the party floor have mercy) had something to do with this, but the trail of spilled drinks leading to/from the doors mean I'm not *not sure* :')))

I did it! We're going back next year!

Apoxon@apoxon.bsky.social · 11mo ago

I thought that going to Yellowstone would satisfy the clawing obsession in my brain. Turns out, the claws just dug in deeper.

It has been nearly three weeks since my last vigorous hike, and I am chewing my arms off again. (Next week. Next week next week next week next week next weeeeeeeek)

Apoxon@apoxon.bsky.social · 3w ago

Feral O'clock (I stomped up a mountain)

I'm sensing an unintentional theme.

But first I must create the universe. R̶e̶o̶p̶e̶n̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶p̶ No ̶S̶c̶h̶e̶d̶u̶l̶e̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶ ̶p̶r̶e̶p̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶ No ̶M̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶n̶e̶w̶ ̶c̶a̶l̶e̶n̶d̶a̶r̶ No ̶Refill printer ink

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY

Sadie has spent the last 20 years dealing with my bullshit, and you can really tell by the look on her face.

One day, I will get video evidence of Leto chasing me so that he can jump into the laundry basket I'm carrying, so that he can "go for a ride."

I AM BEGGING YOU ALL TO PLEASE BATHE AND WEAR DEODORANT TO A FIRST DATE UNLESS IT HAS BEEN EXPLICITLY DISCUSSED BETWEEN BOTH PARTIES THAT THIS IS SOMETHING YOU'RE BOTH INTO PLEASE DONT BE STINKY UNPROMPTED

Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)@ela-bambust.bsky.social · last wk.

men have figured out a new dating technique and it's "less personal grooming" it's a bold strategy cotton let's see if it works out for them

I uhhh Went on a spree today, I guess???

It has been a day of Large Spiders™ sneaking into the house. Thankfully, we've got a guy.

THE REAPER NEEDS TO STOP FUCKING MISSING

Pop Base@popbase.tv · 2w ago

The legendary Dolly Parton has died at the age of 80.

Honestly now would be an amazing time for all of us to donate what we can to her flagship charity, The Imagination Library. imaginationlibrary.com

Baby Saja@babysajaboy.bsky.social · 2w ago

this sucks ass Iron what the fuck can we do

Breaking News! Ancient Lady Found Sleeping Like a Little Baby!

"You don't stop until the bear wants to stop."

Aww yeah We missed you too, bud.

NGL I'm baffled by families with toddlers and young children on this cruise. Why are you bringing them they are going to be bored and NO ONE is going to have fun??? Like The number of shrieking, sobbing, tantrum children I saw this week, being hauled around by utterly exhausted mothers I STG.

Respectfully, What the fuck is this, Vancouver? :V

I'm not one for cruises, but having a vacation where the food is delicious and planned, accommodations are comfortable, places to see are pre-scheduled, where I'm forced to sit and relax at least part of the time, and the whole thing only involves an hour of transit from home to port? Yes please.

Miniature birds 35 - The humble kiwi

Yes but have you heard of ✨ Second Dessert ✨

Proper Outside Time today! (In the rain, because Mom didn't raise a delicate little snowpuff.)

One of the weirdest things about this trip has been how many people are paying to go on tours that are just... Like... Things I have easy access to at home (for a fraction of the price) Rainforest nature hike ✅ See LIVE bald eagles ✅ Lumberjack show ✅ Watch whales exhale from 100+ meters away ✅

Alas the tram up the mountain was broken so we just wandered around town.

Not me stopping at every stickered pole like a dog at a hydrant; who was here? Who was here???

RIP my 20+ year old dress shoes. They left a trail of destruction all the way down the hallway to our cabin last night and I am still cackling about it.

Sitka

Did you know that squirrels like mushrooms? (Because I didn't)

Feral O'clock (I stomped up a mountain)