april

@aprl.moe

🌐 about me → aprl.moe 🔧 building at @dummy.cafe

anyone know anyone at bluesky? trying to get a restored previously-deleted account to show up on bluesky appview again and bluesky support has just been fucking with me for 4 months. they are genuinely useless. is there anyone i can contact directly?

i have almost accidentally sent "Let me know if you need anything else~!" (or similar) at work so many times, because ! is next to ~ 😭

here's a fun lil exercise for cis people: how many articles would a publication have to print calling for your extermination before you would expect people who care about you to stop giving them money? and how would you feel if their excuse for still supporting them is some fuckass crossword puzzle?

nothing like going out at 6:30am because the hotel vending machine is too smart and thinks it ran out of water so won’t vend you it, and the employees can’t do anything about it cuz it’s not their machine and so you need to go 3 blocks down to a 24 hour store AND THAT STORE IS CLOSED

tired of writing dockerfiles? ship your software with a claude skill that installs the dependencies and software

was anyone gonna tell me how fun piu is (also im dead from playing 3 difficulty-6 songs in a row) (im die forever thank you)

i don’t usually go for meal deals, but sainsbury tomato basil chicken pasta hits different after 1400 paseli worth of iidx and popn

whenever I go on a flight I just buy whatever I want because I know my bank will decline the charge 2 days later anyways

edit of the “soldier protecting sleeping child” meme where the bullets are “paying for my ryanair pretzels” and the soldier is “my bank” and there’s a screenshot of a declined Ryanair charge for 3,26 £

being in london has made it clear to me that i should try “TUBE20” as a coupon code in every single online checkout i go through

listen, kid: in life you're going to come across dozens, hundreds, of usb-c cables, and only one or two of them are going to be any good; hang on to them, hang on to the good usb-c cables, keep them close to your person, because if you mix them in with the others, then they'll truly be lost to you