Owlfly! Owlfly! Owlfly! 🤎 We've finally been getting regular rain recently, and no surprise I'm seeing more of my silly friends.

Peak Male Performance (Obeza floridana - silly gargoyle of a wasp lad)

Related: my partner has a milk protein allergy and the dairy free options in most random grocery stores are typically excellent?? Like I made dairy free flan for her (one of her favorites from before). And French silk pie. And we recently made DF fettuccine alfredo??

Constantine@ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 14h ago

Food, man. Food is so much better than it was in 1986. All of it. Poor-people food, restaurant food, fresh food, frozen food. Food is just a hell of a lot better.

Peak Male Performance (Obeza floridana - silly gargoyle of a wasp lad)

Owlfly! Owlfly! Owlfly! 🤎 We've finally been getting regular rain recently, and no surprise I'm seeing more of my silly friends.

Pippy Cat Fierce lazy lump 🖤

White House must be achieving heretofore mythical levels of "you know it smells crazy in there" When it gets too much even for them they can crack a window and drink in the smell of rotten algae from the reflecting pool

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 19h ago

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

it's because every consumer of this content is a dude who is fuckall at sports and gets dogwalked by every other dude he's ever played so now he gets a kick out of watching a woman lose and pretends he'd have done better. It's pure inceldom dressed in sports

Peter@notalawyer.bsky.social · 2d ago

it's interesting how many men get satisfaction out of knowing that other men can beat elite female athletes. like ok, maybe the best high school boys team in the country can beat a WNBA team, but YOU can't

the best HS teams in the country have multiple guys who will be in the NBA in a couple of years. they aren't normal high schools, they're basketball factories. but this literally doesn't matter. the value of women's sports isn't contingent on their performance vis a vis men.

Bobson Dugnutt@shampeon.shampeons.com · 2d ago

Don't just drive past the premise, though, which is absurd. Any WNBA team is exclusively the top 0.01% athletes in the sport. Pretending that a high school team could hang with, much less beat, them is ridiculous.

it's interesting how many men get satisfaction out of knowing that other men can beat elite female athletes. like ok, maybe the best high school boys team in the country can beat a WNBA team, but YOU can't

Sonicscrewdriv4@sonicscrewdriv4.bsky.social · 2d ago

What sort of delusional BS is this??? www.mediaite.com/media/news/c...

Let us examine the set of circumstances that led to this Eulimnadia clam shrimp living out its entire live cycle in a styrofoam cup on the ground.

He contemplate I brought Mr Teef (Phidippus richmani) to my brother's house for sibling show-and-tell (as one does), then released him back where I found him. I believe it was a lot to take in #EmotionalSupportSpood

The only *guaranteed* piece of craft advice I can give -- I mean the advice that is universally applicable -- is that if you kill many other writers and eat their scribere gland (roughly the size of a black-eyed pea, so be careful not to damage it) then your prose will improve immensely

Finally my moment has arrived

weinberg@weinbergs.bsky.social · 7mo ago

let's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?

Ghost of David Lynch haunting the milking pen at RAW FARM "Fix your quarts or die"

Evelyndroid's Aperture Science and Bugge-Finding 🏳️‍⚧️🕷️@apsciencebylyn.bsky.social · 2d ago

Ghost of David Lynch jump-scaring RFK Jr from the toilet bowl "Fix your sharts or die"

We’re also funding death squads but what’s really offensive is that somewhere out there a poor person might be able to eat

USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d ago

Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.

He contemplate I brought Mr Teef (Phidippus richmani) to my brother's house for sibling show-and-tell (as one does), then released him back where I found him. I believe it was a lot to take in #EmotionalSupportSpood

Ghost of David Lynch jump-scaring RFK Jr from the toilet bowl "Fix your sharts or die"

Evelyndroid's Aperture Science and Bugge-Finding 🏳️‍⚧️🕷️@apsciencebylyn.bsky.social · 2d ago

David Lynch watching over your shoulder as you play Oregon Trail "Fix your carts or die"

David Lynch watching over your shoulder as you play Oregon Trail "Fix your carts or die"

"I don't understand why you, a naturalist and photographer, don't appreciate the value of a tool which helps kill the planet in order to produce fake images"

Seanan McGuire@seananmcguire.bsky.social · 2d ago

"I don't understand why you, a fantasy writer, don't appreciate the value of making bargains with the fae."

By the way, since we’re talking about Bluesky The Sports App, there are some great sports labelers here so you can tag yourself with your favorite teams and also side eye all the Patriots fans. bsky.app/profile/spor... bsky.app/profile/nfl.... bsky.app/profile/wnba...

rescued a cutie from my cats. one of my favorite bugs #invertebrates 📷

Thinking about this person today and hoping they're leading their best life

Yeah, I confess I have to get regular dopamine hits When I gently sweep aside a clump of grass and peer into the depths below and a tiny salticid peers back 😍

All I want to do today is drive around and stop at roadside ditches and look at weird plant guys and spoods but I'm stuck working with some dude 😭

My tiny lumpy orb man made his "web" for us! It's just a single strand lined with tiny sticky balls of silk laced with moth pheromones - a method of prey attraction also shared by the more famous Bolas spiders, and Kaira orb weavers. I love them 🤍

Evelyndroid's Aperture Science and Bugge-Finding 🏳️‍⚧️🕷️@apsciencebylyn.bsky.social · 7d ago

Young Phoroncidia americana lad appeared today and made my day, I hadn't seen one in a couple years. They're so silly and lumpy 🥹

Missing her (Bolas spider) 🤎 I have a 4-minute video of her making her little silk bolas. 2022 was a god-awful year for me in pretty much every respect, except the bugs. The bugs were amazing. #Arachtober

Oh right, I put it on YouTube:

Bolas Spider and Bolas!

YouTube video by Dandroid's Aperture Science

youtu.be

My tiny lumpy orb man made his "web" for us! It's just a single strand lined with tiny sticky balls of silk laced with moth pheromones - a method of prey attraction also shared by the more famous Bolas spiders, and Kaira orb weavers. I love them 🤍

Evelyndroid's Aperture Science and Bugge-Finding 🏳️‍⚧️🕷️@apsciencebylyn.bsky.social · 7d ago

Young Phoroncidia americana lad appeared today and made my day, I hadn't seen one in a couple years. They're so silly and lumpy 🥹

Rake-legged mite just going about serious mite business