Theodore K. Mullins
@arcanevice.bsky.social
Pronoun Hoarder. 🩷💙💜 Almond Rocas. Bubbies Pickles. Strawberry Lemonade. Banner made by @ohmwu.bsky.social
I taught my kids too many words, both my creatures are absolute yappers.
Car almost sideswipes us: "Kelly Clarkson has put us all in danger" Accidentally hit something with my wheelchair: "Kelly Clarkson has put us all in danger" I stub my toe: "Kelly Clarkson has put us all in danger"
In case you were wondering, Kurt Russell is still alive and he’s 75. Jeff bridges? Also alive. And one year older than Kurt Russell.
Productive Friday! I already caught up on my work emails (watched all the IG reels my friend’s sent me. )
Look at this cool kid. The coolest kid you’ll meet. He’s raising funds and running his little tuchis off tomorrow at school. Last day to spend money on my kid and not yours or yourself!
Ah yes, the beautiful human experience of “I’ll put this thing I need later here where it’s safe and I will remember where it is” and then absolutely forgetting where you fucking put it.
I love them so much. Just a bunch of big kids living their dream.
Chad Moriyama@chadmoriyama.bsky.social · last wk.Dave Roberts clubhouse speech.
I cannot explain why, even to myself, but I love that Pepsi has stolen polar bears for their commercials
I can feel the breeze blowing through my leg hair
Kiké Hernández is proof that all you need to do to be hot is 1. have a good sense of humor 2. be good at baseball for one month of the year 3. hate ICE
I’ve been reading Lonesome Dove and it keeps eating at me that I didn’t find this book when my dad was alive and speaking. I wish I could ask him if he had read it, it’s absolutely one that he would have enjoyed.
Step right up and have a chance to donate to my kid’s school fundraiser! If they reach half their goal the teachers will do an inflatable costume race and i kinda wanna see it 😅 mybooster.com/v3/dash/kXuM...
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You ever fart a fart and you’re equal parts “man, I’m glad no one heard that” but also “dang, that deserved more recognition”
One of the things I keep thinking about with the Cornell discussion is how many people saw those messages and chose not participate but also not say a goddamn thing to stop what was happening either.
I feel a special camaraderie with the preschool parents that drop off late with me. It’s always like 4 of us zooming in, looking harassed and guilty for being a couple minutes late to drop off.