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Some grumpy old shep in the snow 🔞

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DENVER THIS WEEKEND JUST GETS WORSE AND WORSE, WITH A REAL SCORCHER AND POSSIBLE RECORD-SETTING (WELL, RECORD-TYING) 103 DEGREE HIGH FORECAST FOR SUNDAY. F U SUNDAY GO DIE IN A FIRE. NO, WAIT, THAT'S US. FUCK. FRI: 91°/64° SAT: 95°/69° SUN: 103°/73°

DENVER WE'VE GOT A WEEKEND FULL OF FUCKING BULLSHIT AND IT ONLY GETS BULLSHITTIER THE DEEPER WE GET. SATURDAY WE COULD SET A RECORD HIGH (FUCK THAT), AND THEN SUNDAY WE COULD TOO (FUCK OFF U WEATHER RECORDS WHAT DID WE EVER DO TO U????) SUCH CRAP: FRI: 97°/71° SAT: 100°/72° SUN: 100°/72°

DENVER, IT BRINGS ME NO JOY TO TELL YOU THAT WE'VE GOT A SCORCHER TODAY FOLLOWED BY A 100° MOTHERFUCKER MONDAY. FUCK THIS, FUCK THAT, FUCK EVERYTHING. YOUR FUCKING WEATHER: SUN: 99°/70° MON: 100°/72° TUE: 92°/68° WED: 90°/67° STORMS THU: 84°/66° STORMS FRI: 91°/68° STORMS

DENVER IT IS HOT BUT NOT HOTTTTT, NOR IS IT SEARING, NOR IS IT SCORCHING. WE MUST PRAISE THE WEATHER GODS, YEA, WE MUST OFFER THEM OUR THANKS, OUR SPLIFFS AND LUXURIOUS RIM JOBS... FORTHRIGHT. SUN: 88°/59° MON: 87°/59° TUE: 83°/60° WED: 84°/59° STORMS THU: 79°/61° STORMS / HELL YEAH FRI: 86°/62°

DENVER I DON'T LIKE IT, NOBODY LIKES IT, BUT IT'S SUMMER AND UNLESS YR ONE OF THE FAT CATS UP AT BOULDER'S NWS YOU WOULDN'T HAVE THE PRIMO AIR CONDITIONING ONLY THE GOVERNMENT KNOWS ABOUT (I TELL THE TRUTH) FUCK ALL THIS: SUN: 92°/63° MON: 84°/58° TUE: 93°/59° WED: 91°/54° THU: 84°/57° FRI: 91°/59°

DENVER, IT'S A SLOSHY WEEK, EXTREMELY PERILOUS (IF YOU'RE A MOGWAI). NOT SURE WHAT WE DID TO DESERVE THIS MOISTNESS. SUN: 65°/44° STORRRRMS MON: 47°/37° WETNESSSS TUE: 53°/43° EVENING RAINNNN WED: 61°/45° PM STORMS THU: 65°/46° MORE PM STORMS FRI: 71°/49° DRY. GORGEOUS. THEY MUSTA RUN OUT OF RAIN

DENVER IT'S GETTIN A LIL TOASTY IN HERRE BUT OTHERWISE IT GOD DAMN GORGEOUS HELL YEA SHOUT OUT ALL THE MOMS KEEPING UR FAMILIES ALIVE KEEPIN THE WEATHER GODS HAPPY U THE REAL WINNERS THIS YOUR DAY YOUR FUCKING WEATHER SUN: 71°/47° MON: 87°/55° TUE: 81°/53° WED: 85°/60° THU: 83°/56° FRI: 77°/54°

YCH! Any Species Any Penis type Min bid +5 USD Auction ends May 10th, at 1800 Pacific Standard Time Payment via Paypal Goods and Services Bids made in the last 10 minutes will extend until random closure time to preven sniping. Will cross post to X(twitter) and updated on both.

DENVER THIS IS *SUCH* A MOTHERFUCKING COLORADO MOVE I'M HONESTLY SHOCKED THAT THE WEATHER GODS ARE PULLING SOMETHING SO BASIC, JUST A GIANT FUCK YOU TO ANYONE PLANTING A GARDEN AND HUMANITY IN GENERAL. SUN: 74°/48° MON: 71°/39° TUE: 43°/33° RAIN WED: 46°/37° POSSIBLY SNOW THU: 72°/46° FRI: 72°/49°

DENVER IT'S CHILLY, IT'S WET... THIS IS THE SHIT SIDE OF SPRING. I'LL BLAME THE FAT CATS UP AT NWS BOULDER FOR THIS ONE, IT'S BEEN A BIT SINCE I BLAMED 'EM FOR ANYTHING. SUN: 53°/41° STORMY STORMY MON: 52°/39° STORMY STORMY TUE: 57°/40° WED: 62°/43° THU: 47°/41° RAIN ALL DAY FRI: 57°/40° SHOWERS