Neutral Meek Hotel
@armoredprincess.bsky.social
celestial tiger//conquering hero, beloved by heaven//scorpion to your frog//zero days without an injury//compassion is dead//here burn the souls of a thousand generations// gather demons and come again ENG - ESP - PTG he if youre cool, she if youre not
“He” if you’re in subjecthood, liaison, cahoots, polite trade, or at war with, the eternal kingdom of the celestial tiger. “she” if you’re cis
All my loved ones want me to have “aura”… they’re blind to how im the boring boyfriend that just wants to work and watch jiujitsu highlight reels
Girlfriend, dreamily: I love cheating on people…
periodic self awarding of Introduced New Person To The Band “Sigh” And They Liked It Award (roommate)
if you are a transfemme perverted ttrpg designer you have to survive
It's that Borgesian Celestial Emporium of Benevolent Knowledge thing, innit. Women are divided into: those belonging to the Serpent, trained ones, stray dogs, suckling pigs, Midwestern, those that tremble as if they were mad, those not counting because they're from Utah, those drawn with a very fine
I’ve decided New York State is close enough for me to start waking up every day with a big satisfied breath beaming hands on hips “the big apple baby! Manhattan!!”
commisar-general it is absolutely vital our ship's weapons systems be manned by unkempt perverts (♀️)
oh so you're new to the whole being a stupid little animal on lady circe's island thing? that's funny. i was actually born like this. in the body of a pig, I mean. yeah. I'm pretty sure I'm her favorite pig on account of how easy it comes to me
You wanna look at my understitch?? Perv!! (NOT A DOLL POST)(I WORK IN UPHOLSTERY)
WRITING COMMISSIONS OPEN • DM for interest! (FIFO) • 3 slots available at a time, turnaround dependent on length • Links to previous commission work will be provided below • Some kinks I write include Mind Control, Intox, Incest, Lobotomy, Bootkink, Dolls, NTR, Feet, CGL, and Sadomasochism
Knocked Loose dropped the only metalcore album I’ve ever thoroughly enjoyed all the way through and then instantly pivoted to making rap rock
your posts are inconsequential in comparison to mine
getting really into pro wrestling will fill your head with so much detritus. what am i supposed to do with the phrase "carp de japon"
crazy that the singer of fucking Pentakill is basically an extended member of Black Sabbath
suicidal steampunk guy steering his marvellous flying contraption into ornate clock tower
the correct terminology is “marvelous flying contransgendertion”
