Different, how? Really shit or really good? It is creaking a bit and needs a thorough update. www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...

James Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s going to be really different’

‘We are being really, really methodical,’ Bond producer said of finding next 007

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Hey #HeinzBeanz? Your beans are shit. Haven't bought them for ages, but my aunt gave me some. What is this sad watery shite that came dribbling out of the tin that tastes not like what it tasted previously? Rank! Had to thicken them up with Aldi beans.

Just got refunded £159 from Eon Next and £200 for business mileage. My car.... 🤦

Private Eye 😂

Just watched a video of Farage walking around an estate in Clacton getting heckled by residents, "Binface, Binface. Bin for the Win. Get in the bin, son! Where's my 5 million for filming on my drive!" 😂😂

You enter some details into a dating app and then Facebook starts telling you about "Dating widowed women in your area" 🤦😂

I think there's a market for books with dark pages and white text.

This birthday is a difficult one for me. My brother Alan died at 50 ten years ago. I'm at that same age now. I had problems enough with a sick wife and 3 young kiddies without having to go through death threats from my own brother because his wife I had given me his debit card so he couldn't...

I love how people who blocked me because I shared a photo of an actress dressed as a nurse putting on rubber gloves from a TV program are sharing images amongst themselves of hentai nurses.

Everything is shit at the moment, so lets try and cheer things up a bit... post your TV/Film crush from your younger years.

Phil Hare's Ghost@mrlepus.bsky.social · 2d ago

Everything is shit at the moment, so lets try and cheers things up a bit... post your TV/Film crush from your younger years.

The daughters are arguing. Erin has not left the room all day, because she's been playing Minecraft on her tablet & talking with her friends at the same time. Saffy has been complaining that she can't go in. Father solution. Access the hub & block Erin's tablet. Screams from upstairs.

I don't know how I feel about robots having blonde hair, boobs and booty. Real robots by the Chery Group displayed before export. I'd have a doggy-bot though.

New design of scam-bot accounts.

Had to get the big guns out.

The tide turns against the 🔔🔚s. Unfortunately still a lot councillors cause division and enact Reform national policies that have to be got rid of. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Judge hands down judgement on Oxfordshire lamp-post flag ban

Oxfordshire County Council lodged a High Court case to prevent the hanging of flags near roads.

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Once gave breastfeeding advice under a male pseudonym. The backlash and misandry was gloriously vicious. Thing is my wife was a maternity ward lactation adviser and told me what to put. Used to have knitted boobs and demonstration babies in the boot of the car.

fesshole 🧻@fesshole.bsky.social · 4d ago

I once trolled Mumsnet with "my 5 year old won't drink coffee unless I put 4 or 5 sugars in it, is this normal?" If you were one of the outraged mums rushing to defend my kids from caffeine - I'm not in the least sorry. It was glorious.

My eldest two have just piled into my room to ask if I want to watch a scary movie with them. "No" "Why?" "Because it's a quarter to two in the morning. I'm winding down to go to sleep" "Is it!? Oh, my god, it is! Sorry, dad"

I have moved on to the Irish Cream after two bottles of wine. I'm going to hate myself in the morning. I have warned my kids not to wake me until 11. Gabriel: "But your birthday ends at midnight, dad" Me: "It ends when I say it ends. A late breakfast will be provided in due course".

I went and got a second birthday cake. Chocolate fudge cake that you can microwave and then dump extra thick double cream on, or salted caramel ice-cream.

Made chilli for my birthday. Yeah, I know it's got potatoes in it and beans. This is a clear the fridge out of everything that potentially may kill us all in a day or two. In the pot it goes.

Anyway, it's my birthday today and a friend has the same birthday as me. So I popped over with some cake. He got the face end.

Truth.

"this mysterious human lineage had split from the evolutionary line leading to modern humans around 800,000 years ago, roughly at the time when Neanderthals and Denisovans also diverged from one another."

Mysterious DNA: two unknown ancestors found in human genome

The human family tree is gaining new branches. Researchers have found in modern humans' DNA signs of two previously unknown ancestors – extinct human forms with no fossils or decoded DNA, yet they hav...

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Yep. Tried just tried for eHarmony dating app. Glitches out at the video selfie. Does not believe that it's my own face. IT'S MY FACE!

My youngest daughter has just discovered Bombay Mix and she is now actively stealing my bowl-full. It's now a race to finish it it.

Find the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/

Andy Woolley, East Sussex council leader, stopped school holiday meal vouchers. Barry Ashley, who runs the Grumpy Cook café in Hastings, called the move 'shameless' & offered free meals to kids in his cafe, serving 70 a day. (1/2)

Reform council chief threatens to report café boss who fed kids for free to cops

EXCLUSIVE: Barry Ashley, who runs the Grumpy Cook café in Hastings, and Labour MP Helena Dollimore have been told by East Sussex County Council chief Andy Woolley that he plans to contact police after...

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