MisterMagpie

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Disappointed with pretty much everyone there. Think they've let the little good run go to their heads. Hopefully gives them a kick up the arse and makes them realise there is still a lot of hard work ahead

One rule I would like to change in the rules of football is instant yellow cards for any player not backing away instantly to get their yards for a free kick. Slows the game down massively

As if I didn't need more of a reason to despise Arsenal this summer, they've left Gyokeres on the bench after I've captained him in FPL. Gunnersaurus is going to be getting some strongly worded emails tomorrow like.

We have just had proper rain here for the first time since June - and I have just come to realise that the purpose of Test cricket as a ritual in England is TO MAKE IT RAIN IN THE SUMMER. We have angered the gods with The Hundred and we must return to the old ways.

Thinking about it and I wouldn't mind Hall moving higher up the pitch next year. He's probably our most creative player and he started as a CM. Obvious issue is that we don't have a LB but could be easier to replace than a new CM. Am I a silly cunt? (For this opinion only please)

Interesting piece on BBC news about wealthy, middle age people struggling to find jobs and blaming AI for ageism. Part of me thinks that they just don't realise how much of a mess the jobs market is now, it's not like young people are just walking into great jobs.

If I was a Netflix producer now I would be emailing Hopkinson every ten minutes asking to make a documentary about this season. The entire footballing world will be in stitches if we go down as ThE rIcHeSt ClUb iN fOoTbalL. Would get higher viewing figures than the World Cup Final

Couple of random thoughts from the games today: Lasses look good but still desperate for a clinical striker Jaoen looks really good, didn't have loads to do but everything he did looked quality Osula looked dangerous but isolated in the press There may be life in Fabian Schar's career yet

I think that we are going down. Without Gordon and Bruno's goals we would have been relegated last season and the new signings look years away from filling those gaps. The squad needed strengthening, not weakening and there's no indication of that. Change my mind (please, I really need it 😂)