My cursed amulet stays on during sex. (Me, flirting)

She’s got that stumper hanging out there.

Jesus, I watched a shit ton of movies last month: #letterboxd #filmsky

“Wonder Woman meets DOOM meets the Prose Edda meets Southland Tales”

🦇 Arsenal Bat 🦇@arsenalbat.art · 4d ago

Most of my story ideas boil down to “Treasure Island meets Inception meets The Matrix meets the Color Out of Space” because I’m not afraid to admit what inspires me.

Bad times in Spokane right now (photos from yesterday). My family has thus far been fortunate, but far too many neighbors have not. Send positive vibes plz.

While playing through Halo: Campaign Evolved I can’t help but feel like I’m experiencing the death rattle of the franchise.

Always root for Mustard.

The Onion@theonion.com · 3d ago

Moment Of Silence Followed By Hot Dog Race

Furiously trying to figure out what theaters in the surrounding 5 states will be screening Teenage Death and Sex at Camp Miasma this week.

Laptop Hacking

Alt: Laptop cat Hacking

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Me for no reason once a month: “I JUST LOVE BREAKFAST FOOD! WHY DON’T I EAT BREAKFAST FOOD MORE OFTEN?” *proceeds to over do it on eggs and sausage causing another draught of breakfast food for another month*

BEEG Cortana.

#caturday

Spider-Man: Brand New Day Which might be the first first Spider-Man movie that I actually love.

Spiderman Spider-man

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Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · 4d ago

Name the last film you've seen.

Okay, y’all, I get why people love Spider-Man now.

Ink sketch of a waffle yaga. Seagull feet bc dumpstercore. Sketch w inks

Most of my story ideas boil down to “Treasure Island meets Inception meets The Matrix meets the Color Out of Space” because I’m not afraid to admit what inspires me.

New hangover cure unlocked: Drinking a Red Bull and vodka while totally not crying in the shower.

I watch one fucking movie starring Margot Robbie and now it smells like a god damn roller rink in here!

I’m very tired and drunk, but this movie still rocks!

🦇 Arsenal Bat 🦇@arsenalbat.art · 5d ago

This night has led me back to Harley Quinn once again.

This night has led me back to Harley Quinn once again.

🦇 Arsenal Bat 🦇@arsenalbat.art · 5d ago

Traded filth for sin to end the night.

Once more I had Sinners rip me to pieces.

🦇 Arsenal Bat 🦇@arsenalbat.art · 5d ago

Traded filth for sin to end the night.

I done caught a creature.

Traded filth for sin to end the night.

🦇 Arsenal Bat 🦇@arsenalbat.art · 5d ago

This is now a John Waters double feature night:

Pink Flamingos is forever iconic even if I feel like I need a shower, a cigarette and chaser of tequila after I watch it.

🦇 Arsenal Bat 🦇@arsenalbat.art · 5d ago

This is now a John Waters double feature night:

She’s all about the Egg Man!

🦇 Arsenal Bat 🦇@arsenalbat.art · 5d ago

This is now a John Waters double feature night:

1. Bubble Butt 2. Cyberporn 3. Extremophile 4. Shawty 5. Margherita Pizza

Spock's Fascinating Reaction in Star Trek TOS

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Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com · 5d ago

Find the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/

This is now a John Waters double feature night:

🦇 Arsenal Bat 🦇@arsenalbat.art · 5d ago

I’ve got my mug of gin and John Water’s Polyester on.

Let’s make out next to the champagne fountain at the uber fancy drive-in theater.

Humans.

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · 5d ago

Name an alien from Star Trek you don't want to be trapped in an elevator with