Larry David as Peter Parker Amazing Fantasy came out in 1962 Larry David was born in 1947 Peter was 15-16 years old in his first appearance What if that radioactive spider bit a Brooklyn high school field trip rather than one from Queens Curb but its a 60- or 70-year-old Peter Parker

richie@theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 4d ago

post your worst draft

TVs are better and more relatively affordable than they were 40 years ago. But that's about it

Revan@revan.eurosky.social · 18h ago

So this is basically one of the entry points to becoming a reactionary

The music version of this was kids who spent a lot of time in the car in the 90s (like me + my sisters' 1 hour roundtrip commute to school everyday) having to listen to oldies the entire time and thus developing a comprehensive knowledge of every popular Billboard artist from the 50s and 60s

woke stifler@yelix.bsky.social · yesterday

the popularity of Nick @ Nite was really funny because you’d be in high school in 2008 with friends who were longtime fans of The Golden Girls

"Stole every scene" oh yeah a classic clause in all acting contracts. "If you steal every scene you're in (a subjective metric which cannot be determined for 12-18 months after your performance) we'll pay you more money". Guess Bernthal's agent forgot to tick that box

Dexter Goad@shadowdogprod.bsky.social · 2d ago

The tagline for Tumblr

Ash@h1twom4n.bsky.social · 2d ago

Desperate times call for desperate posts

A present for myself, for hitting 3000 sales: a $12 toy car. I live it up, clearly. (Also, I might have awakened an interest in collecting 1:32 scale cars.)

I don't know how this really stacks up with other similar sellers (I never know how I'm doing compared to other people in any of this business; I just always assume I am very small potatoes) BUT it's a threshold I am proud to cross so I am celebrating

The WNBA has never had a trans woman play in the league’s 30-year history and now the right and other anti-trans activists are hammering the league over something that has never been an issue, proving once again it isn’t about protection but exhibiting cruelty toward trans people.

I don't know how to explain to the people who pop up when creatives complain about "AI" to say there are legit uses for it just how much they sound like someone saying "Well actually fire is used to make bread" when people are talking about an organized arson ring burning down their fucking houses

A great thing about being a human is because we needed a nervous system tuned to avoid getting eaten by sabertooth cats and giant sloths or whatever I now lay awake at night stressing about absolute meaningless bullshit.

if you missed this back when i posted about it, it’s now expanded well beyond the MTV universe (Eurovision! Tiny Desk! Austin City Limits!)

shauna@goldengateblond.bsky.social · 7mo ago

a friend recently shared this with me and i'm obsessed — it's an MTV/VH1 simulator with almost 30,000 videos (organized by decade) along with special sections for things like 120 Minutes, Unplugged, Yo! MTV Raps, and Pop-Up Video (!!!) wantmymtv.vercel.app

Any of you using the ios version of Patreon to support me, switch to the browser version instead, cuz the apple fees have actually taken over 3000 usd from me in the course of a year

doc@docseuss.bsky.social · 6mo ago

I'm begging you not to use apple products. This shit is devastating to creators like me

I hate that electrical outlets are like 12-18 inches off the floor. They should be AT MINIMUM waist height. Why are we so concerned with keeping them low, where furniture can hide them? Cords can't be visible?? So we gotta move a couch to plug in, or squat/blindly reach behind a headboard?? HATE IT

Sanjay Srivastava@sanjaysrivastava.com · 6d ago

What is an extremely nerdy/obscure/specific thing you hate with a white-hot wrath?

Motivated by the release of a new Spider-Man movie, I finally hung up this portrait of my cousin, by Tracie Ching 🤟🏼

"I need AI" people are so weak. In 7th grade, I wanted to do a video project for school but had no way to edit video (it was 1998). I had a TV/VCR combo, a VCR from the thrift store, and a Playstation. I figured out how to record video to a VHS and used the PS1 to play CDs to dub music to the VHS

rax ‘levon honkers’ king@raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 6d ago

'but AI is the only way i can afford to make an event flyer' notebook paper. sharpie. here is my event. photograph with phone. post. be less stupid in the future

Before // After

just became aware of William Howard Taft’s 1908 campaign poster

🎵 following up on Goblin Hill 🎵 </Peter Gabriel voice>

Matt Aytch Taylor@matthtaylor.com · 7d ago

y'all gotta be following Up On Goblin Hill he's doing wild and incredible work and you're missing out if you're not following!

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

😈Sarcastic momma and really fucking inappropriate@sarcasticmom69.bsky.social · 7d ago

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

If I won the lottery I would hire an interior designer and just say “Columbo murderer” while waving my hand around my home office.

Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy

say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please

"Turns out" OH YOU RECKON? It took you until this Taylor Farms thing to realize that companies will not do the right thing unless you make them do the right thing???

A firm "AYYO SHUT THE FUCK UP" from the back row would go a long way with this shit

Hemant Mehta@friendlyatheist.com · last wk.

Evangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...

[kicks mechanical pencil across the floor towards them] PICK IT UP

Indie Book Spotlight@bookspotlight.bsky.social · last wk.

LMFAO

Feel like you and Larry David merged into one being, in some other universe here

J.E. Skeets@jeskeets.bsky.social · last wk.

Just to get ahead of this, no, that's not me as Gandalf in the upcoming season of 'The Rings of Power' 🧙‍♂️

My body and my brain arguing before another 14-hour day trying to sell my stupid art at a show