Brian Grubb

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Neighborhood Mexican place lost its lease and relocated to a new spot. Just overheard the host take this phone call: HOST: Yes. We are open, it’s packed ??? HOST: Just so you know, we don’t have a liquor license yet ??? HOST: No I’m not calling anybody an alcoholic, I’m just letting you know

BRAIN: okay guys it looks like we’re getting a little sick here but let’s not overreact just y- GUY WHO MAKES THE SNOT: got you covered boss BRAIN: no no we don’t n- GUY WHO MAKES THE SNOT: [on a walkie talkie] fire it up larry

it is kind of ridiculous that it’s 2026 and i still can’t send a team of very tiny little guys in hard hats up into my sinus cavities to physically decongest the whole area using a microscopic power washer