Brian Grubb
@briancgrubb.bsky.social
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keep going a 45-year-old shane victorino in center the phanatic to the bullpen backup catcher? well guess what, it's you
Don Mattingly said the plan is for Bryce Harper to play RF, Alec Bohm to play 1B and Bryson Stott to be at 3B. Luis Arraez will be here Tuesday. Mattingly said the Phillies will have to “ease” Harper into right field, and it’s unclear how they will do that.
i don't really know how it happened but Alys the Witch now occupies the top spot in the season-long rankings www.vulture.com/article/hous...
House of the Dragon Scorecard: Turning Points
Betrayals, seductions, resurrections — it’s a busy, messy week in the Seven Kingdoms as we approach the finale.
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The Only Multivitamin That Sounds Like Harrison Ford Is About to Say Something to You™
Neighborhood Mexican place lost its lease and relocated to a new spot. Just overheard the host take this phone call: HOST: Yes. We are open, it’s packed ??? HOST: Just so you know, we don’t have a liquor license yet ??? HOST: No I’m not calling anybody an alcoholic, I’m just letting you know
JULIOOOO my goodness 😭😭😭😭 this is how you make a fan for LIFE
i mean i have no real reason to doubt this is true but imagine how weird it would be to walk into a room and see vin diesel bawling his out while reading the script for the 11 fast & furious movie www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
Vin Diesel Says ‘Fast Forever’ Is the “Best Script” He’s Read in Decades: “I Am Still Crying”
The 11th 'Fast & Furious' film is slated to release in theaters March 17, 2028, from Universal.
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BRAIN: okay guys it looks like we’re getting a little sick here but let’s not overreact just y- GUY WHO MAKES THE SNOT: got you covered boss BRAIN: no no we don’t n- GUY WHO MAKES THE SNOT: [on a walkie talkie] fire it up larry
MAMMAL BULLYING A REPTILE: Nice body temperature dude. Did the sun pick it out for you
ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.
your honor in my culture it’s actually very common to rob the Bellagio
Scully let's split up. I'll interview this beautiful botanist and you go check out the sewer system full of human bones
it is kind of ridiculous that it’s 2026 and i still can’t send a team of very tiny little guys in hard hats up into my sinus cavities to physically decongest the whole area using a microscopic power washer
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just watched this four times in a row and laughed a little harder each time
You know nothing about cheesecake
made this NFL training camp video with @susannahfuller.bsky.social 10 years ago and just about everything is still accurate. it will be accurate forever. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od1C...
Every story from every NFL training camp ever
YouTube video by Secret Base
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[literally any weekday at 5:37pm, 2001-present] KORNHEISER: mike… MIKE… WILBON: pitchers don’t go 8 innings anymore, Tone!
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this week's Friday newsletter for paid subscribers, which you could be reading RIGHT NOW for about $1/week type-click-type.ghost.io/the-five-spo...
this week's Friday newsletter for paid subscribers, which you could be reading RIGHT NOW for about $1/week type-click-type.ghost.io/the-five-spo...
it took longer than any of us expected but i finally made the Chalamet/Olyphant typo and created a guy named Timothee Olyphant
This InfoWars caper is going a little too well. We need to staff up a bit. We're hiring a Social Media Lead, who will help make InfoWars the network of the future. We need someone who is extraordinarily online, has big ideas for how things break through in 2026, and can pull those ideas off quick.
Social Media Lead, InfoWars at Global Tetrahedron
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really hard to put into words how excited i am about the prospect of cheez-whiz-thick Philly accents in the upcoming season of Reacher
At Comic-Con Kevin Feige was asked about Doctor Doom’s rollout into the MCU compared to Thanos. In his answer he blamed me personally. This is, somehow, a true statement. Also, he makes a really great point
Kevin Feige Blames Doctor Doom’s Rollout On Me Personally, And He Makes A Good Point
First, yes, this is a real thing that happened and not some vague metaphor. Second, I am as shocked as anyone. Third, as I allude to in my title, I think Kevin Feige may be right. This past weekend a...
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