Orchid

@ascaredwhale.bsky.social

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Terry Funk's story about the Insane Clown Posse, after they used pirated Japanese wrestling footage from Funk's stint in IWA-Japan for their legendary 'Stranglemania' tapes 🤼

And so the Insane Clown Posse came into the house, and Vicki had some chili cooked up. They sat down and ate a bowl of chili apiece and talked to me. They said they were sorry if I was upset over what they had said on that tape, and we buried the hatchet.
Then Violent Jay said,  "Terry, we want to leave you some money for using that tape of you."
I said, "No, no, don't do that!"
"Yes, Terry, we're going to leave it under this jar, on this counter here!"
I kept telling them not to, but I walked into the next room before them.
They followed me in, and told me they had to go. We said our goodbyes, and the Insane Clown Posse drove off in their bus.
And I walked back into the other room, to get the money I knew they'd left. I have to tell you, I was excited. I was thinking, "Oh boy, I bet they left me twenty bucks, or maybe even forty," which would have just tickled me pink. I thought I'd have enough to pay for the chili, at least, and so I was really happy at the notion of having twenty bucks.
I went in there, lifted up the jar...and there was four thousand dollars there!
And so let me tell you people something right now - I love the Insane Clown Posse! The next retirement match I have, they're going to be in the semi-final! They're the greatest band in the world, and I have all their records. Haven't got around to listening to the yet, but I have them here somewhere.

I usually have Lofi on while I listen to Wrestling Observer Radio (please don't ask) so imagine my surprise this afternoon when I heard Dave Meltzer start saying "bow-wow, bow-wow" while a cozy beat was playing.

have never been less enthusiastic about an AEW PPV than I am about this one. I'm glad Kenny gets a chance to main event in a singles match (only his second since All Out 2021? something like that) but I really wish it was in a more intriguing matchup. Rest of the card is pretty meh, too.