Haru Lockneed *was* a commanders of a people's militia. If you ask him what happened to that job, he'll tell you that everybody was so jealous of him that they forced him out. If you ask his former boss, she'll tell you that he was so impossibly difficult to get along with, they had no choice.

guess who has four paws and forgot to eat their breakfast this morning

I am so happy and full of love

short break 🌴

your friendly neighborhood tongue ninja

running down the street at night, screaming and crying for help. being chased by ‘pluribus au’ thoughts

good oomfning. im still thinking abt pluribus

low level dog enemy that spawns in threes

got onto the elevator in the train station, turned around to see the escalator was working again, and then missed my train by one (1) second

minecrap

pluribus.

YOU SUCK, CAROL !!!!!

memory

I don't know who jerma is... Also I'm an anthro artist, so that's where the body comes from

You don't look so good. Well done!

the survivor immunity challenge that you can only win if you have a pregnant wife

*cake doing play-by-play of a football game* hes torn his meniscus

it’s frankly homophobic that mlbtv keeps showing me ozempic ads while i’m trying to watch baseball

Do you trust them? Preorder freebie sticker wip :3

In a grim alternate past... Baseball becomes the new battlefield upon which global conflict is decided. Cold war politics stew in a caldera sleeping under the diamond. The gunshot-reports of maple bats threaten to start and end wars; spectators gawk, blissfully unaware as they eat fifty-cent hotdogs

i just realized that, because i work in the loop, my building has definitely shown up in chicago macro art

Awkward Placement

Lost Then Found

The Public Record

relief pitcher named scott blewett is crazy

CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social · 2d ago

If you're gonna get picked off to end an inning, make them work for it

last night i learned that there's a sea otter in chiikawa

Oh absolutely. In fact I'd say I derive a kind of destructively psychosexual thrill from working in a fast-paced office environment

Fat gay bears announced for kissing me #D23