Witch-King
@astijl.bsky.social
☁️🗡️ more fuel ash teal, she/her Minneapolis, obviously
When people read books, does anyone really actually watch a little movie, quietly in their own head? Or does everyone just abstractly remember-imagine concepts and characters vaguely related, like this, as I suspect they do
Ok , I’ve never watched Game of Thrones, so here’s the cast as I imagine them having only listened to the audiobooks. Ned and Robert
Dinner with distant family visiting from Hong Kong and all the talk of traveling finally drove me to make the dessert in HK I miss most, ginger milk curd
Guess what the next WIP (mock neck shirt) is going to look like
Constantly forgetting and shocked to discover again that huge swathes (a majority???) of The Lord of the Rings fans are white supremacists. I’m the idiot here, I guess.
Por que esse sorriso, Robert Venturi?
What if this is the one that’s right
Tried to make cutesy uncrustables and only ended up with three decent ones
Telling me there’s an R in Starmer and not in ‘dalek.’ The British better get their story straight.
i just want to note that if you're talking about Starmer and you can't spell his name right, no matter how much I like you, I'm going to discount your opinion on UK politics.
Every year, I hope I get to finally try a Sweet 16 variety apple, and every year something goes wrong. The tree didn’t even blossom last year, and I thought this year only the Honeycrisp trunk did. But lo! a single Sweet 16 apple is pollinated.
Shuffling around to the fish tanks and trying to reassure them all the filters will run again when the power’s back on
Okay, but does anyone who isn’t too silly and attention starved for me to troll-feed have better arguments
dog owners hold signs saying “no dog is illegal” and “water is life - dogs have a right to it too!” at the minneapolis park and recreation board meeting during public comment over closing the minnehaha dog park due to it being located on sacred indigenous land
Looking to see if the dildoes would be in the ‘hard blockades’ or ‘soft blockades around Whipple’ descriptions and baffled to find them in neither
Minneapolis is great, but fish ball noodle soup and ginger milk pudding where
In honor of the anniversary of Nori’s Gotcha Day
Heard y’all like awooo’s.