I didn't realise my one hit wonder Australiana song knowledge was so incredible, but.... what about The Sunscreen Song by Baz Luhrmann? This nation needs to get it TF together. #hottest100

Where was Pauline Pantsdown? We need a good hard look at ourselves. #hottest100

Stop Calling Me by Shakaya was ROBBED. #hottest100

Right. This leaves ONLY Sister by Sister2Sister ???? #hottest100

Alt guesses: 2. Poison - Bardot 1. All Seats Taken - Bec Cartwright? #hottest100

Ok re-evaluted. 2. Lady bump - Kath & Kim 1. Whatever Will Be - Tammin Sursok #hottest100

Is she gonna get there?!?!? The Bum Dance by Sarah-Maree!??!?!! #hottest100

It's gonna be Jackie by Joanne isn't it #hottest100

So nice to have an online villain of the day! The Coldplay affair and all the memes feel like the internet of old 🫶

Dropping by to let my 59 followers know that I've written a book. None of you asked for it! But if, like me, you enjoy stories of people shitting themselves on important days, or almost becoming nuns, you will enjoy this! Out on Sept 30 through Simon & Schuster. I'm a bit proud 😭

Nightmare blunt rotation

Guardian Australia@australia.theguardian.com · last yr.

Sussan Ley and Angus Taylor to contest Liberal leadership as Jacinta Nampijinpa Price defends ‘respectful’ defection

James McGrath waiting for prepolls #auspol #ausvotes

a man in a blue shirt is sitting in a car and says just waiting for a mate .

ALT: a man in a blue shirt is sitting in a car and says just waiting for a mate .

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It is not lost on me that Dutton is at his most likeable when walking away. Bye!

Love that they've given up on asking James McGrath anything. I guess he's out tallying the prepoll votes. #auspol #ausvotes

Jacinta brought to you tonight by Big Mud Slinging #auspol #ausvotes

The year is 2137. The whole of Tasmania is a single megalopolis -- somehow without trains. Queensland hosts an underwater burlesque show stretching from Cairns to Chermside. And James McGrath is still telling panelists to wait for the full vote count.

As Turnbull said, if Dutton is the answer what was the question.

Looks like Queensland and the Coalition are about to get some post-Dutts clarity 😎

Y'all. Smiling this big tonight. #auspol #ausvotes

Antony's little feet kicking and dancing as he talks excitedly about the numbers - we will miss you, election king!!! #ausvotes #auspol

SEARCH THAT SOUL BABYYYYYY. LET US KNOW WHEN YOU FIND IT #Ausvotes

Oh ok, so now i know that Antony Green saying that Labor is ahead in 15 coalition seats is my kink #auspol #ausvotes

Massive twat James McGrath bleating about ‘the greens stealing signs’ when…

The DILETTANTE@demwar.bsky.social · last yr.

Absolutely disgusting the LNP have put their posters up the entire entrance to our polling station. No room for anyone else. Should be illegal

HAHAHHAHA look at Dickson updates. feels good #auspol #ausvotes

Dad is 73 and in the last hour has transformed into a woo girl. Even asked for the smart lights to be turned red to help the vibes. Love a fist pump election night #auspol #ausvotes

Oh god yea, when the conservative broadcast politicians start telling the truth and soul searching live on TV: HOOK IT TO MY VEINS

My dad just yelling "call it for Labor you coward" at Antony Green while fist pumping the air and giggling non-stop as every result comes through #auspol #ausvotes

Heard cheers down the street when Antony described the possibility of Dutton losing his own seat #auspol

I think if you don't know the difference between a Welcome to Country and an Acknowledgement of Country, you probs shouldn't be in charge.

Channel 7 now describing the pulse and what... got voters hard ? #leadersdebate #auspol