Nintendo's actual staff are artists who are very concerned largely with making the best video games they can. The legal department dream of a future where they have a gun held to every human skull and the authority to pull the trigger on anyone who thinks about mario without paying £80 first
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multidisciplinary artist, game developer https://www.patreon.com/astrobody current game project posts tagged #labrys 🏳️⚧️
yeah I'm just going to work on making labrys more pitch friendly because the thing with being disabled in the UK is the beurocracy is designed to make sure you die instead of getting 20% of the cost of living and a handful of small discounts
i want to work on labrys but i have a migraine and am super tired
well on the bright side theres now 3200 people who dont have to work at Microsoft anymore, which frankly sounded like a torturous time for almost everyone involved. I hope they all get to go places that aren't a cult
klavikulars real name being braden or whatever is pretty funny but im sick of kind of the whole rest of everything else
not to be outdone by a platform as old as something awful, bsky has adopted the strategy of having multiple lowtaxes. This way someone with more power than they can handle can be freaking out 100% of the time
imagine how much more scientific progress we would've made if we didn't have to prove & re-prove that the hallucinatory gibberish that fascists invent to justify their naked, foolish cruelty & hatred is in fact not true. I think at a certain point it's a waste to dignify this shit with a refutation
also good to know bsky now has a built-in function to let you know you've upset a petty and incompetent tyrant (quiet posters feed breaking)
the new "carousel" feature is an interesting way to make users gently tug at images- though I'm not sure why that's behaviour bsky's trying to encourage. Fortunately sometimes you can tell an image is in a carousel because they'll all be jittering sickeningly like the jpgs are full of angry ants
if they were gonna put someone unqualified at the helm of xbox im literally right here
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
how's a girl meant to write sci-fi when the present is changing so fast
there isnt a state for 2 broken legs yet so they just eat shit instead #labrys #godot #gamedev youtu.be/mfWvTHm4eNQ
oof ouchy my bals
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youtu.be/an2k9QLhN4g robots have a CPU which drives their behavior and a battery that allows them to function. Neither particularly well protected, for cost reasons #labrys #godot #gamedev
CPU and power cores
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not to don my mastodon early adopter hat but it is a bit silly that everyone to this day shits on masto while moving en masse to bsky, a platform built by idiots to be a "Mastodon but Blockchain" & all they managed to do was make a twitter again
I would've liked a machine that can autonomously do shitty jobs but in its "infinite wisdom" the market has instead combined slavery and global surveillance into a slow-acting phased cognitive senescence beam that can issue forth from anything with an internet connection and a screen
youtu.be/Z1sjdfR_I7Q teaching the worst robot ever to aim a gun at me #labrys #gamedev #indiedev #godot
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As someone who regularly plays games from well before I was born, the main difference between gaming in the 90s and gaming now is the fact that you were a kid in the 90s. I mean that with 100% sincerity.