I set some things in motion, went to sleep, woke up, and EVERYTHING HAS BEEN FIXED!! LIFE IS GREAT!! HELL YEAH

astro@astrorookie.bsky.social · 17h ago

it's 7am and i managed to get zero minutes of sleep last night because i was busy ruminating and making contingency plans as that's what my brain does when it's stressed whereas it could, you know, let me sleep and deal with stuff with a clear head

it's 7am and i managed to get zero minutes of sleep last night because i was busy ruminating and making contingency plans as that's what my brain does when it's stressed whereas it could, you know, let me sleep and deal with stuff with a clear head

i got six laugh reacts in the neighbourhood whatsapp group for my block of flats, is this what success feels like?

The 13th annual international Gender Census 2026 is now open until at least 13th August 2026! survey.gendercensus.com It's for anyone whose gender (or lack thereof) isn't described by the M/F binary. It's short and easy, and results are useful in academia, business and self-advocacy. #LGBTQ

the entire party failing to convince the DM to give us all inspiration; low irl charisma 💔

*doesn't take meds, doesn't go outside, sleeps all day*: why do i feel so sad :( *takes meds, goes outside, eats real meal*: omg i'm having such a great day, i wonder why

> goes outside for 1.5 hours > stays in shade > gets the beginnings of heatstroke my body hath betrayed me

JK Rowling has used her wealth to stoke the fires of a worldwide pogrom against trans people to where she's silenced a Holocaust scholar after JK engaged in Holocaust denial & now done the same to Amnesty International for their warning about trans eradication, but keep buying your Harry Potter crap

worms rejoice

we had two character deaths from Strahd, and now we have a kobold with two brain cells to rub together. but we have a cleric now, so i'm sure we'll be fiiiine

i told strahd to fuck off and he immediately did 48 necrotic damage to me and made me bleed out of my eyes, nose, and mouth 🫪

you can no longer google the etymology of a word and get the cool tree that shows the origin. now it's just shitty ai overview. we used to live in a society.

people: screaming outside me: murder?? ah yes... football

straight up vibing, and by that I mean still snoozing while my alarm is going off

Back on my bullsh

YO THEY FINALLY FIXED THE BIN STORE!!! NOW I CAN HAVE MY BEDROOM WINDOW OPEN DURING A HEATWAVE WITHOUT IT SMELLING LIKE REFUSE!!!

the next time someone starts drilling at 7am i'm going to throw my empty shampoo bottles at them

thought about starting to journal again, and turns out the company i bought my travellers journal from no longer exists (??) AND their page sizes don't match the sTANDARD size, so I can't get any more inserts. excuse you and your proprietary paper size

i'm going to jettison the planet into the sun

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i need a mug that says "DON'T TALK TO ME UNTIL I'VE excised the ghosts from my past"

Congratulations to Elon on becoming the world’s first trillionaire from London 🔥

i can't count!! its 6 YEARS and 361 days. Damn. 7 years. I don't think we have to count 2020 as a real year though lets be honest

Back this because I NEED IT PLEASE

Worlds Beyond Number@worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social · 2mo ago

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shrimps is computers

can't watch LOTR, can't play pokemon go, can't even look at Mass Effect or Tomb Raider. grief has a way of stealing things from you, because their ghost is everywhere and it's too bright to look at. five years and 356 days. it's too long.

good morning everyone, i'm awake before 6am because a bird flew in through my window 👍

stardew clay farming come back to me… please i need you… i have legacy rando true… pls i need more brick path

i just lost my sudoku win streak of 84; i'm never going to recover from this

the neighbours are shouting again! and there's also crying and foot stamping... maybe a small to medium sized child?