ELON MUSK: [speaking into watch] what should i say to mark zuckerberg WATCH: hello mark zuckerberg ELON MUSK: no no I’M not mark zuckerberg, i’m elon MARK ZUCKERBERG: [to watch] hello

It wasn't a problem when he was going to annex Canada, but the improbable chance that they'd bomb LA for them all fired up. Jesus Christ, man, the guy's off his nut. But now I know where my friends are (not fucking LA)

"maybe I should go to Ireland in November" He thought, stupidly. Is Ireland nice in November? I have vacation time to burn.

Maybe it will happen tomorrow.

Benny Johnson should be [redacted]

Faine Greenwood@faineg.com · 3d ago

this is both the most profoundly ghoulish and the most hideously 2026 way to applaud the murder of hundreds of thousands of people that i think could ever be conceived of

The Albertans shit on the rest of the country every chance they get. They carry us, we all know. None of us do anything. Every chance they get. If they want out, I say go. Let's see that treaty land, though, for fun.

If Alberta is hoping for a huge show of national unity, we saw it in Ottawa when we had police from every jurisdiction in the country show up to kick you stupid motherfuckers out of Ottawa. Want to change that perception? Vote out the traitors running your province.

We'll all see when they vote. I have no doubt that they'd rather stay. In any other province the government would pay for doing it, but Alberta's a unitary conservative state, so they won't.

Polling Canada@canadianpolling.bsky.social · 3d ago

Alberta - "I think my province would be better off as an independent country" Disagree: 67% (+15) Agree: 29% (-12) EKOS / Oct 1, 2026 (% Change With Mid-2025)

To be clear, you want out? That's fine. The entire the rest of the world will go on. You aren't the centre of it, and man have you burned the idea that you are.

Astrotuna (but spooky)@astrotuna.bsky.social · 3d ago

Saying this as gently as possible: we don't fucking need the US.

Saying this as gently as possible: we don't fucking need the US.

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 3d ago

This is pretty rich given that we withdrew from the World Health Organization, the same group we're demanding Russia tell about the incident.

I know I'm a broken record on this, but you know the US doesn't exist in a vacuum, right? Every other country in the world is watching and calibrating on the idea that the US can not be trusted to do the things set out in the US constitution.

Don Moynihan@donmoyn.bsky.social · 3d ago

These used to be very sought-after positions

I live my life in such a way that my Grandpa would have no reason to disapprove. I assume a lot of the others didn't have Grandpa's at Juno.

WidowsPique 🇨🇦@widowspique.bsky.social · 3d ago

The terrible truth

I hate all these weird fucking nerds so fucking much, man.

Matt Binder@mattbinder.bsky.social · 3d ago

the tech industry is about to invent books

I have to go visit the maternal entity for thanksgiving this weekend, which is always fraught. But it is in the land of steamèd hot dogs, proper poutine and smoked meat so that is a fine consolation.

Not seeing any relief on what hardware costs yet, I'll tell you that for free.

John Schwartz@jswatz.bsky.social · 3d ago

That seems like a lot. It's a lot, right? heatmap.news/daily/260-bi...

No, I enjoy this. It's an AI written doggerel, and I can't hate hate it.

bimbleboo@bimbleboo.bsky.social · 5d ago

Exactly, so you liberal should be having a field day, but for some reason you can't even get this stupid people vote for you.

So the fuckbag can't drag his face to Ottawa.

I'd like to know where Gretzky is.

It's fun, we're sorting out someone we like with his wheelchair.

Don't know if I did this before.

hammancheez but spooky@hammancheez.bsky.social · last wk.

Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow

To be clear, the most hockey person in Canadian history can't sort his shit out while I guy in a wheelchair can.

Astrotuna (but spooky)@astrotuna.bsky.social · 5d ago

Michael J Fox picked up his Order of Canada today. Waiting for Gretzky to pick his up.

Michael J Fox picked up his Order of Canada today. Waiting for Gretzky to pick his up.

I guess it's weird to say "don't ever take from them" Have fun.

There are times where the electorate is fucking wrong. Because people. Are stupid.

I cannot stress enough that the QCLP is probably the most corrupt political party in Canadian history. Not recent or modern, generally they are the most rotten group of incapable shitheads, especially under Charest, and QC will not soon forget.

Polling Canada@canadianpolling.bsky.social · 5d ago

Final Polling Canada Quebec Model: ⚜️ PQ: 64 - (57-72) 🔴 PLQ: 37 - (33-39) 🟣 PCQ: 18 - (16-25) 🟠 QS: 6 - (6-8) 🔵 CAQ: 2 - (0-4) - October 4, 2026 - Read it free here: www.canadianpolling.com/p/eight-year...

Again, we can kill it with hammers and to be clear I make a living selling hardware. I want to kill it with hammers.

Leah McElrath@leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 5d ago

New today in the old tale of externalizing costs while privatizing profits: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman tells Politico, “We believe the world should accept some bad things happening for the benefits of this technology.”

We all saw this north of the border. Not dooming. Just watching.

Trump doesn't pay his bills. Never fucking has, never fucking will. Bills are for suckers and losers.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 7d ago

Trump: My Administration will, immediately, begin sending 'Checks' of nearly $100 to over 20 MILLION wonderful Seniors to help pay for their Medicare Part B premium ... This money will come from the Medicare Improvement Fund, a pointless 'Slush Fund' that has only been used by Dumocrats ... "

All these weird AI nerds are, and I say this with authority, profoundly fucking weird goddamned nerds.

Micah@rincewind.run · last wk.

getting mad at the pope for not thinking the chatbot has a soul is easily the funniest thing I've read all week