all i’m saying is it would be cool if somebody waved their arms around me while mumbling some type of incantation it could even be a curse if you want, i just think the attention would be nice
Rob (the floor one)
@floorisbed.bsky.social
Writer, millennial, certified baby whisperer. My phone has been on silent since 2011 and everyone can just deal with it. What Would Jim Larkin Do? sports alt: https://bsky.app/profile/robadelphia.gobirds.online
a neighbor i’ve lived by for years but never spoken to has picked this moment in time to put out their first ever political sign, and it’s for a republican
someone saying they hate fall hurts me more than someone saying they hate me
[on my way to the mistake store] feels like i might be headed for some mistakes
!["Hayley Williams of Paramore reveals that she didn't know Kim Petras was trans.
"I thought she was German," she tells reporters."
[Two side-by-side headshots. Left: Hayley Williams with pink and blue hair streaks and purple eyeshadow against a pink background. Right: Kim Petras with blonde hair, a nose ring, and flame-shaped earrings against a light grey background.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreia46cmm65ywylwpojej265zc25lrahdz5ul5fasplbiji46s5bmtq)
someone told me yesterday that they work with one of Them* *a man who wakes up every morning and asks chatgpt what they should wear
wait til they find out i still have no idea what let’s go brandon means
Denny Carter@dennycarter.bsky.social · 14h agoThis kind of take made a Rolling Stone writer so mad they wrote a whole piece about it.
it’s onomatopoeia based on the sound you make when you remember what happened last night
Dr Danny Bate@dannybate.com · 12h agoI like that the Irish for 'tonight' is related to English's word, but not so with the Irish for 'night' – while the former (anocht) maintains the common Indo-European root for 'night', the latter (oíche) is of unknown origin beyond Old Irish.
more like the orange out of order am i right waheyyy
there’s an anti-data center party taking place in my pants it also has no women
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 22h agoThere’s a “pro-data center party” taking place in D.C. right now, with a generative AI photo booth, AI themed cocktails
i don’t like being surprised, always do what i expect
finishing up my re-watch of s1 of dark matter seems like nobody really talks about this show? i think it's pretty good, s1 anyway
when that guy rob is over again and he brought his hands
ME: i would like to create art PEOPLE: so do it ME: [sputtering, offended]
i miss driving around at night while not giving a fuck about the cost of living
people who say wolf wrong be like “inside me are two woofs”
ME: [pretty sure that everyone finds me annoying] ALSO ME: [flabbergasted if any specific person seems to find me annoying]
job interview job interview job interview job interview? coffee bluesky elder interview coffee elder interview breaking bad
People who haven't seen Fleabag, what're you even doing with your life?
took me 120 minutes to arrive at my destination instead of the expected 75 minutes and that was too many extra minutes to be alone with my thoughts
people after they see my posts:
Bill Corbett@billcorbett.bsky.social · 2d agoThat poster is EXCELLENT
as for me, i would never dream of bringing coffee into an interview. bring my own coffee? are you nuts? you better have coffee there waiting for me or i’m out
[brother is visiting from arkansas, i live near philly] BRO: i went on a date the other night. she’s gonna be here in 15 minutes ME: who’s the girl BRO: she’s from louisiana ME: what’s she doing here BRO: she came up here ME: BRO: ME: like, for you? BRO: yeah ME: BRO: ME: 🤨 BRO: 🤷
it’s cloudy, chilly, and breezy who wants to open the windows, take a sedative, and watch the 2006 film Wristcutters: A Love Story under a blanket