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🖤🤍🖤🤍 NUFC “ it’s just a ride… And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love...” Hicks
One must admire a well stack set of balls…. #IpswichFans you did your club and Sir Bobby proud today .. and your balls were in perfect alignment #NUFC may we seem as much attention to detail in your ball stacking game and winning ways for the rest of the season #HWTL 🖤🤍🖤🤍
▪️Eddie Howe's half-time slideshow ▫️The Wembley banner he loves ▪️New hotel & Shearer's text ▫️Corner plan & tactics that hurt Liverpool The inside story of Newcastle United's Carabao Cup glory 🏆 📝 @jacobwhitehead.bsky.social @chrisdhwaugh.bsky.social 🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/620...
Newcastle United: winners. A piece I’ve waited a lifetime to write. #NUFC www.nytimes.com/athletic/620...
Newcastle United are losers no longer: At last, they are something else
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www.nytimes.com/athletic/620... Another great article this time from wor @georgecaulkin.bsky.social 🖤🤍🖤🤍 #NUFC
Newcastle United are losers no longer: at last, they are something else
On March 16 2025, Newcastle rocked up at Wembley and brought the noise. The foundations shook as they ended 70-year domestic trophy drought
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🖤🤍🖤🤍 #NUFC
⚫ Joelinton’s fitness tipped balance ⚖️ ⚪ Tindall's set-piece plans 🔍 ⚫ When Howe decided on Barnes ✅ ⚪ Shearer's text to Bruno 💬 ⚫ Howe's meticulous planning 📺 ⚪ Burn corner ploy 🏳️ 🏆 Inside story of how #NUFC won the Carabao Cup, w/ @jacobwhitehead.bsky.social: www.nytimes.com/athletic/620...
Representative of me and my boss this week… and maybe next too… 👍🏼🥳 Might even have a quiet day from the Mackems at work too … 🤞🏼 #NUFC #WeWonYaKna 🖤🤍🖤🤍
Big day for my beloved adopted town #Newcastle! My 'Magpies' drawing with references to Newcastle United, Blaydon Races, #NUFC badge, St James' mean even more today. Howay the lads! #CarabaoCupFinal
All roads lead to Wembley. Be loud. Be proud. HOWAY THE LADS! 👊
Today is THE Day 🖤🤍 We’ve waited for this moment - so let’s show the lads the support they deserve from the very first second 🗣️ Be LOUD. Be PROUD 🏁 HWTL #NUFC #wedontdoquiet
To the person in my hotel, who started the day with that NUFC playlist… thank you! I’m up I’m ready … need me brunch (cos they don’t eat propa darn sarf ya kna!) coffee and some riverside reflection before the MagsMayhen. #NUFC #WeDontDoQuiet 🖤🤍🖤🤍
The sun is up the sky is blue … the Magpies will win… up the Toon!!! Geordie Haiku #NUFC 🖤🤍🖤🤍
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🤔 Apparently there's something rather significant happening today, but struggling to remember what... 😄😬 How are we all feeling, #NUFC fans? 🏆 #CarabaoCupFinal
OUR CHANCE AT HISTORY⚔️🏆 IT'S MATCHDAYYYY! 🐓 #NUFC #wedontdoquiet
I’ve moved house .. I now have space for ma fruit bowl and a huge collection of cardboard. Life is …
#NUFC it’s match day, it’s ma birthday Please NUFC…. Don’t ruin my day 🎂🙏 🖤🤍🖤🤍
Matchday! We love being the underdogs let's give 'em something to think about before the carabao cup final! #NUFC
Walk into toilets Enter cubicle Lock door Do business Flush Open door Wash hands Dry hands Leave Why the fuck you care who's in the next cubicle?
Apart from a natural dislike for anything tax related on money and assets I’ve already paid tax on and have to repeatedly… HMRC can you just answer the sodding phone please!!!!
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Top tip : As a raging insomniac who only ever really sleeps for 4 hours a night .. don’t try getting an early night at 1030pm … wide awake since 0230hrs
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These two will be moving house with me … all the moving day… because like a nob I said “yea I’ll move half way thru half term when the kennels are fully booked!!” After 13 moves… this will be first with two reactive anxious dickheads in tow…one or all of us may not survive! The cats are taking bets
If you support the Palestinians and it is Israel who should leave Gaza. Show you support.
To what’s left of my family .. who have since disowned me n the bairn… fuck you I get a day!! #Losers