Draco Buffknuckle
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DM[V] | I'm the young city bandit, hold myself down singlehanded | Chelsea/Roma/DC United | Tanzania 🇹🇿
Any time I get to teach someone about the Cubed Rule of Food, it is a great day. cuberule.com
The Cube Rule
Identify your food based on the location of structural starch. Is a hot dog a sandwich? No, it's clearly a taco.
cuberule.com
In the last 90 minutes, I learned: my car’s battery is on recall and may take four months to replace, the home remodel company i hired completely fucked up my new gas fireplace which will cost at least 20k to fix, and the HS where my fiancée’s daughter attends is on lockdown for a violent stabbing.
Almost walked into a big ass spider’s web this morning. It was like the size of a half dollar. Would have had to self-immolate to purify myself
the chords and arrangement in this song warms my soul. It's had me in a headlock for three straight weeks. open.spotify.com/track/1gmnc3...
Move It Back
Halle Tomlinson · Move It Back · Song · 2026
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Spent the last hour cleaning out the backyard from last night's party. Shit looked like Project X
www.thepinknews.com/2022/10/10/d...
Dolly Parton quietly funded Black school bands: 'The woman is a national treasure'
Dolly Parton paid for band uniforms and instruments for kids at majority Black high schools with zero publicity, a writer has revealed.
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WRMS Traffic & Weather Reporter on the 2’s@carnegro.blacksky.app · last wk.I missed FAMU honoring Dolly Parton at Miami Friday night.
Yes I drove all the way out to Manassas to get Cook-Out. I love this for me
I've already been up for an hour and a half smh
Y'all the Karlie Chirk memes are absolutely smoking me 💀
I was printing my meeting agenda and my coworker was using our industrial cross shredder. We unknowingly caused the breaker to trip and now neither have power. Nor does the microwave, both coffee makers, fridge/freezer 😅
I miss the bass boosted 808s era of production.
The fact that both of the vids in the below skeets are AI is terrifying. We are do cooked
Johnathan Perkins, Esq.@johnathanperk.bsky.social · 2w agoAbsolutely terrifying. 🌋 #Indonesia
Has a sound technician ever reverse engineered the "duh duh" sound from Law and Order? I gotta look up how it was made now
This is Gus from Recess if he went to school in Mississippi.
Clitasaurus Rex 🦖@naiijah.blacksky.app · 2w agoRemy wtf is you doing?
Could have just bought her an emotional support water bottle, slapped some stickers on it, and kept it pushing. Now we all know he is familiar with what corrosive tastes like.
orithyia blue.@javeauriel.blacksky.app · 2w agoJust wanna say there are other ways to tell if someone drinks water, like watching their habits or looking at their skin. Both are things you typically do *before* a relationship. I just don’t think it was a surprise 😭
My fiancée told me she thought she knew love before she met me. Ikdr
𝒮𝒽ℯ-ℛ𝒶@riptodeesse.blacksky.app · 2w agoI always said being fully and openly loved by a mature Cancer is like a refreshing spring rain in a colorful flower field with a comforting warm breeze
No wonder i woke up feeling like i slept for 12 hours. I slept through that whole ass severe thunderstorm 🤣
My fiancee is gone for a week on vacation with her daughters. It’s only been 10 hours and I’m already counting down to when she’s back. I might not make it yall
I got 4 episodes of Ted Lasso to catch up on. Let's lock in but first lemme fix a snack
Me: how do you feel about cheesesteaks? Bc i found a list of some great ones in the area Her: i love a plain or pumpkin pie. Me:…pumpkin pie…cheesesteak? Her: yeah, so? Me: what do you think is happening right now? cheeseSTeak, not CAYKUH. Her: i would fuck up a pumpkin pie cheesesteak.
Wow! Last night's nearly full moon was an awesome sight in the evening sky. Kevin Ambrose (@dcstormchaser) captured this terrific view. See more: www.capitalweather.com/saturday-nig...
Being hopelessly in love with your forever person >>>>
Does anyone else have issues with Apple delivering voice notes many days after they were recorded? I just got a VM that was recorded on MONDAY.