“Apocalypse? Like five-dollar-a-gallon apocalypse?” -Supernatural, 2008
Atelo Songs
@atelosongs.bsky.social
aka Sam Gleason Musician/Artist in Beacon, NY https://www.samuelgleason.com/ http://atelosongs.carrd.co https://www.instagram.com/atelosongs/profilecard/?igsh=MXFubXE0dW55MnNtcQ== https://www.tiktok.com/@atelosongs?_t=8sPOsA6e4Vj&_r=1
Hi, our president does not know the difference between numbers and letters 🙃
Just watched a girl at the register use a calculator to figure out 12 x 3 and have never felt like such a cynical old man
also i’ve now met 3 Jeff Lewis’ in my life. None of them know each other.
just realized we are more than halfway through the 2020s😳
somebody donated 666 bells to my bridge on Animal Crossing and now i’m scared my switch is cursed…
Anyone still flying a MAGA flag or driving around with a MAGA bumper sticker will be viewed by the world the same way neo-nazis are. Ya’ll that continue to support this monster as his pedophilia and abuse continues to be exposed will be remembered, and not in the way that you want to be.
Has anyone ever suggested Requiem For A Dream for a movie party? Feels like a slept-on idea.
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I…
Got so caught up I never post what I was excited about. Mgmnt staff and I met with @atelosongs.bsky.social, a young man I worked with for years in live concerts, wonderful music & great person. He will be producing music for my upcoming podcast and more. Let's support our young, give him a thank you
I’m kinda anxious about when Taco kicks the bucket. ‘Cause like, I have to throw some kind of celebration, right? Do you know how anxious my 30th birthday made me? I hate planning shit.
My experience at hardcore shows is mosh like your life depends on it for 5 min then spend the remainder of the set outside chain-smoking.
Marc Maron’s new special has reassured me that he is still very much my favorite comedian.
What percentage of Progressive insurance clientele do you think are conservative?
lets watch squid game bro. please bro. well have a good cry bro. please bro. lets get emotionally wrecked. please.
I’m starting to think Taco was not an Epstein client. Rather, he was an Epstein business partner. Which is far, far worse.
Wearing my ponytail higher from now on. I wanna give off samuri vibes.
The Easter episode of Rick & Morty season 7 is the equivalent of what the incest baby episode was to season 5.
just watched a crow fly by with an entire whopper from burger king in its mouth. is this a good or bad omen?
A Beach House In The Hamptons premieres at Sayville Theater, NY on August 16th. It will feature a bunch of my unreleased songs that are slated to come out later this year.
