Faulkner
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"Y'sound like a tin can gettin' blown down the highway."
βwhat?β sharp above all else, booneβs brows furrow, his gaze narrowing from behind his glasses.
"Glad t'hear it." Not that that follows any of the rumors he's heard, but he's smart enough not to say that to an employer's face.
iβll have a cigarette ready for ya. believe me, i know a hell of a lot better than to mix business with my personal life. you ainβt gotta worry about me, baby.
You'd be shocked just how 'bone'-headed some of my employers c'n be. I'll meet ya up there in a minute.
[ a scoff. ] itβs just business, faulkner, yβthink iβm boneheaded or somethinβ? [ as is benny, good old reliable maria. ]
Won't say no, but I ain't complicatin' a business arrangement with anythin' more. [And he's keeping a holdout well-concealed on his person.]
i do. say, yβwanna come up and have a smoke?
Hi, you got that next installment? Wrong casino, though.
hey
There's too much tit talk in this town these days. That's what's wrong with the wasteland. I think.
Think I could be convinced t'run her outta town, for a small f... Actually, no. Vault Dweller. Can't pay me enough for that sorta crazy.
she sure does do that!
If there's one thing I can do, vaultie, it's count caps.
185?
Is the fantastic rack in the wasteland with us right now?
I ain't inclined t'give you a damn thing!!
i can go as low as 180.
Oh, they're magic, alright. Cast a damn spell of madness on ya.
sure! 200 caps sir.
Uh... right. You want me t'take 'em off your hands, ma'am? [They don't LOOK radioactive...]
a bearded LIAR! THESE MAGIC BEANS DON'T DO ANYTHING!!!
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Chickie here spooks horses, y'know. I'll run down who I can.
Yeah.