Valentines Hope to die Shoot your shot My ass is fine.

Tequila

Instructions unclear. Bush stuck in lawnmower.

Ringa ding kick him in his dong

Instructions unclear. Bush stuck in lawnmower.

I have a massive crush on Victor. Confession over.

Haha!

I don’t have a last name because I’m looking for one, sweetcheeks.

[groggy. Shirt buttoned up wrong.]

Man.

boome…

I should’ve eaten the platinum chip like a cracker.

I should put little cowboy hats on my boobies.

they call me courier dicks because i be… sending…packages…. Sucking them.

What is going on over there?

Is the fantastic rack in the wasteland with us right now?

i am more than my perfect beautiful body.

Sometimes I think about cheese. Cheese must’ve tasted really good.

BOONES BOOTY CHEEKS I MISS THEM

AUGH.

i need to booner.

More like mourning.

Buhhh

….WUH.

I wish I had my friends and companions by my side it’s sort of lonely fighting guys alone :(

I haven’t even been able to even make a name around here for myself and now some bozos attack? Get a LOIFEEE.

Yeah?

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄.@trialed.bsky.social · 2y ago

anyway they call me doctor huge because my