Yapper John, A.G.

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alex gradet // he/him writer/producer/director/editor for hire gradet.com this next one is the first song on our new album.

A lot of people point to the death of David Bowie as the unraveling of our timeline, but George Zimmerman was acquitted in a court of law four weeks after James Gandolfini died, so who's the anchor being *now* Starman?

Y’all ever think about Ben Solo as a kid, helping Han & Chewie wash the Millennium Falcon in the driveway, and they’re all splashing each other w the hose and laughing, or am I just seeking out creative new ways to cry?

God’s Vice President: So we’re in agreement that humans will age by getting saggy and gray and everything will hurt, but you’re asterisked (squints at clipboard) Penélope Cruz? God: Yeah, let’s make her thicc as hell. GVP: We’re … what? God (long drag off a cig): Thicc As HELL.

It's impossible for me to take the Anthony Fauci hate seriously bc: 1. It's been so thoroughly co-opted by bad-faith arguments that even valid grievances are tainted by association 2. If you're alive enough today to complain about his COVID response means it can't possibly have "gone too far"