OK for fun: top funniest tweet ever? I am torn between "moon's haunted" and "Denise I was at your wedding."
Stephen Augustus (he/him)
@auggie.dev
Black. #opensource governance: @kubernetes.io, @openssf.org, TODO Group Office of the CTO, Bloomberg — Opinions are my own Bio and links: https://whois.auggie.dev/ #Blacksky Formerly @stephenaugustus (Twitter), @justaugustus@hachyderm.io (Mastodon)
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Maggie Harrison Dupré@mharrisondupre.bsky.social · 3w agoNEW: Alice Gilman, a cofounder of R3 Bio — a startup that's said it wants to create nonsentient "organ sacks" — tried to delay the publication of an interview she gave in February to the podcast Skyline Drive. Why? Unclear. But she alluded to being a "federal asset." futurism.com/future-socie...
Dear fellow New Yorkers, "Knicks in the requisite and appropriate number amount of games"!
to those we haven't had a full conversation with, "Hiiiiiiiiiiii".
Can't have a conflict of interest if you don't have interests!
It's such an honor to be published in @acmqueue.bsky.social!! In this article, Alyssa and I give you some insight into how we help to sustain #opensource ecosystems @bloomberg.com. Shoutouts to our friends @openssf.org and #CHAOSS for providing frameworks to make software safer!!
@acmqueue.bsky.social · 4mo agoOpen Source and the Iceberg Theory: Why “dependency management” isn’t enough anymore In an era of AI-generated code and increasing supply-chain attacks, stewardship is now a fiduciary and societal imperative. queue.acm.org/detail.cfm?i... @auggie.dev
Temporal is now Stage 4 at TC39 🎂🎂🎂 Thanks to all the other champions of JavaScript's new date-time API. It has been a wild ride over many years! I wrote a blog post explaining how we got here 📜 bloomberg.github.io/js-blog/post...
![Code example showing the usage of Temporal.ZoneddateTime
```js
// London DST starts: 2026-03-29 01:00 -> 02:00
const zdt = Temporal.ZonedDateTime.from(
"2026-03-29T00:30:00+00:00[Europe/London]",
);
console.log(zdt.toString());
// → "2026-03-29T00:30:00+00:00[Europe/London]"
const plus1h = zdt.add({ hours: 1 });
console.log(plus1h.toString());
// "2026-03-29T02:30:00+01:00[Europe/London]" (01:30 doesn't exist)
```](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:r5emt2gkdrkb2yc6y7xndxpe/bafkreicgonzisednk3qegophndqf6fnslwtvbd7gshsgtv6fpi3arh2dsi)
Source maps are a vital part of modern web development, but the lack of a standard made it impossible for us to add new features or improve the debugging experience. This is the story of how we standardized source maps and how we continue to ship features through standards 📜 🧵
![A JSON file representing a source map. The code contains:
{
"version": 3, // Always the integer 3
"file": "out.js", // Optional: name of the generated file
"sourceRoot": "", // Optional: prefix prepended to each entry in "sources"
"sources": ["foo.js", "bar.js"], // Required: list of original source URLs/paths (or null)
"sourcesContent": [null, null], // Optional: inlined source text, aligned with "sources"
"names": ["src", "maps"], // Optional: symbol names referenced by "mappings"
"mappings": "A,AAAB;;ABCDE", // Required: encoded mapping data (base64-VLQ deltas)
"ignoreList": [0] // Optional: indexes into "sources" considered "third-party"
}](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ny4wl2lgdvgej5rzaxk45ccn/bafkreiftsj6be2ea7h64mk4nenpkybnly5vte6na3le6xb4jpxgarok62m)
Reposting this in honor of Slay the Spire 2 Early Access. Thank you for another hit, @megacrit.com!!!
leon@leyawn.bsky.social · 11mo agoCHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called? ME: Slay the Spire. CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer? ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours. CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them? ME: Now hold on a second,
Some time ago, @jonkuperman.com & @tchetwin.bsky.social had a dream for the JS engineers at Bloomberg to be more public about the cool JS work we have going on. That dream has come true - now we have a blog platform 🎉 (You'll see more articles over the next few days) bloomberg.github.io/js-blog/
Bloomberg JS Blog
The official Bloomberg JavaScript blog - insights, tutorials, and best practices from Bloomberg's JavaScript engineering team.
bloomberg.github.io
[probably as a man] I know you're dying to say it, but I promise you that the devil has a sufficient amount of advocates. Literally no one wants or needs to hear you say this.
okay, so you have chicken fingers or nuggets you are dipping them in... a. ranch b. honey mustard c. ketchup d. something else bonus question: do any of these options seem completely out of place here?
im happy to report that after not quite 10 listens of The New Year (DCFC), I did not unexpectedly cry (like last year). glad we properly adjusted that emotion chip bug.
Stephen Augustus (he/him)@auggie.dev · 7mo agohappy new year, to those that celebrate
happy penultimate day to choose your annual $BRAND loyalty rewards and/or FSA speedrun day, to those who celebrate
ahhhhh, I see the liminal space leading to the new year is when everyone writes their AI thinkpiece
The lion the with and the wardrobe can suck it. The magicians nephew is the real one
absolutely bodied by Google photos wrapped. just "damn bitch you don't do anything but travel and eat, here's all the fancy food you shoveled into your fat hog mouth this year" cc fellow bougie big back @auggie.dev
Still over here appreciating my girlfriend who got me a Cameo from Ice-T for Christmas (because we watch a lot of SVU together 🥺🥺🥺)
Stephen Augustus (he/him)@auggie.dev · 11mo agoGIRLFRIEND APPRECIATION POST. [She's pretty swell, y'all!] Thanks for being my lovely, caring open source travel partner! 🥺😘
Named my most recent dev branches `icarus` (because I flew a little too close to the sun with some of the things I did. 🌞
GIRLFRIEND APPRECIATION POST. [She's pretty swell, y'all!] Thanks for being my lovely, caring open source travel partner! 🥺😘
