eram is literally a sweetie pie you kinda forget it was a fucking emperor

Don't worry. This isn't a gun, it's a grenade launcher. ♡

See I don't get why everyone seems to have a problem with it

/ "you shouldn't be stabbing everyone for no reason" Wrong piercing your associates is the only cordial greeting left

it's a crusher's world, anyway...

Dear God, can you be more subtle next time?

this halloween i'm stapling a job application to my face and applying for the haunted house

HEY, SHITHEAD! IT'S ME AGAIN!

do you like to walk when they say you'd run? do you like to talk just because it's fun?

(💭 do i have to file for mayoral custody)

// thinking about how new dark city was kinda supposed to be like nyc and imagining people posting about eram like they do mamdani and chuckling to myself

// ERAM jumps into pool IN ITS SUIT to kick off NDC’s outdoor pool season

Hey, we're kinda nice at this!

/ IDK if ive talked about it properly here. probably not because i decided on it recently. hannah's incredibly gifted on the magic front due to her infernal origins so like. if you take a scaling slider of "can't cast" to "can cast" hannah is like. breaking the scale on the side of can cast

[ not her. ... which only makes her laugh harder. ]

saviors of the waking world.@destinyunwound.bsky.social · 4d ago

...i. i'm not little and i'm only half white. what?

/ im sure the adversary being keenly aware this time after, quote, pink broke everything is fine. im sure nothing bad will happen. Clueless

[ glancing at the adversary getting assimilated into thousands of hands before disappearing ] does that hurt

*dying while our boobies are touching* ashes to ashes... bust to bust.....

/ making monster fnf account to like "cracking knight's armor like an oyster" then never using it

you don't have many factories with lava vats these days. hell runs laps around this joint.

/ whats very important about hannah's love for eram is that while it's obviously based on futurerune's depiction specifically it applies regardless. it doesnt matter if theyre her little freak cat or the lord of nightmares or just a weird lil sprite. she's all in

[ picturing eram in a miniskirt ] [ face warm enough to toast marshmallows with ]

[ trying to picture the flavor of slop tube so she doesn't have to eat it but the call of the tube is bearing down on her like a hydraulic press ]

slop tube saturday.

[ ch 5 - hail mary ] [ :holditin: ]

☆*:. → 💌@latenightemails.bsky.social · 5d ago

Category five little white girl incident

/ TVSplenda is killing me

freaky friday baby. ...huh? what's that? "sreaky saturday"? that's stupid. that'll never catch on. lose my number.

9:30 is about as good a time to confess your feelings as any other...

THEY SLOP ON MY TUBE TIL I

it's never seen food before. you need to give it slop tube.