Mint flavor Dude Wipes: For the guy that wants that "freshly smoked menthol cigarette rimjob experience nohomo"
Jort Malorny (aka Babs!)
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Just a creature here for all your creatchy needs :3 Expect mostly silly things and the occasional pp pic. 18+ only.
Don't leave me unattended in your house I WILL clean your tower fans. (Seriously though, clean your fans, they'll work better and last longer.)
Hold on let me just chug this joint real quick and then we can get going *hrm cough glarble* no yeah I'm good
For fuck's sake STOP USING FABRIC SOFTENER WHEN WASHING YOUR TOWELS YOU'RE MAKING THEM WORSE Not only are they less absorbent, but they tend to smell worse even faster than if not.
Kreg oh my GOSH you're absolutely EDGEing me, getting my tenons all loose 🥵 But yeah. I think. It's time.
Out of town dog sitting for friends, go out on the patio to have a lil spicy spinach and realized I have a lovely view of the Denny's sign 😌
*sees rose scented soap at the store* My Brain: Mmm, rose flavor
I'm very excited for the Slate truck. That's all.
Older circuit boards look like top down views of cities to me
Have you ever just...yearned for pie? Is that allowed?
Commissions OPEN!! - vinyl pours - tarot inspired paintings - custom works DM if interested ❤️🔥
You can't fire me. I never worked here. I've just been squatting at one of the desks for the last fifteen years. I live off the cake from the office birthday parties.
it's especially funny because demand for air conditioning is highest when solar irradiation is at its most intense and you know what also happens when solar irradiation is at its most intense? solar panel go brr
Faine Greenwood@faineg.bsky.social · 2mo agoWhen you start noticing it, it’s astonishing how many people who claim air conditioning is wasteful and extravagant would never, ever apply that logic to heating (which uses more resources than AC!)
New favorite song of the summer dropped www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SIE...
The Slur Song
YouTube video by Bigfoot's Biggest Fan - Topic
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When people see my Smart and get all "BuT iT's nOt PrAcTiCaL" Meanwhile here's me
Exact representation of how I dance. Do not ask me to dance. youtube.com/shorts/ha7ZH...
DIVA DOWN😭😭
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This chardonnay pairs nicely with the cocktail onions eaten directly from the jar
Move done. Getting baked and sipping wine on the roof with dad (@figgystar.dog) . What an amazing day <3
I scrolled for 15 damn minutes to find this again
rednoonsun@rednoonsun.bsky.social · 4mo agoHappy April 🥕
