"This job would be great if it wasn't for the press." - White House Press Secretary
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swashbuckler, philosopher, bird watcherer he/him | 20 | scarecrows dni 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🕊️🍌🍌
the road to hell is paved with evil haunted asphalt
another day another term for luiz inacio lula da silva
sweet green skinned pomegranates, painted by elsie e. lower, 1909
haven't done anything productive yet but . do i deserve a little treat. i would really like a little treat .
I have an army vet neighbor with some unfriendly flags in his yard and I'm about to send that guy back to Fallujah when it happens
love imagining that when talarico wins texas elon packs it all up again and moves to like mississippi this time
the chemical effects of testosterone have persuaded this man’s stomach to ache, yearning for fulfillment. this is an example of the animal sensation known as hunger
life sucks but at least im good looking. at least there's that .
Couldn't stop thinking about pathetic spider donut so I decided to draw him
Deviled Egg 🐾 🔜 Furpoc@hucklebutting.bsky.social · 7d ago📿 Went to dunkin this morning and caught sight of this and nearly died on the spot laughing.
academic advisors NEVER have your best interests at heart. never trust them
when i get home late at night i sneak around like a cartoon character trying not to make the floorboards creak
i am ALWAYS one to shill the glory of a pocket watch