Mr. Friendly,
@birdrespecter.bsky.social
Ignoble ape-like cryptid and whimsical dullard ambling about the PNW. I write + talk about both the Internet and the NFL.
Tonight we find out whether Michigan voters are bluesky posters or bluesky replyers
The microtransactions in the next Madden will verge on postmodern performance art
EA officially goes private tonight, meaning: - EA will no longer trade on the NASDAQ for the first time in 36 years - All stockholders of EA (including many employees) will receive $210/share - EA will take on $18 billion (!) in debt, putting it on the hook to pay ~$1.8 billion/year in interest
Reducing "hatred of jews" to some ontological property inherent in Muslims is lazy and racist. Muslims deserve dignity and to live free of the US and Israel's war, apartheid, and genocide. Their attitudes toward Israel are a direct reflection of these factors. If you believe otherwise, fuck you
thrilled as i am to see the 9/11 high school gymnastic routine do the rounds again, it doesn’t hold a candle to the 9/11 middle school interpretive dance set to the music of lmfao
One of the single funniest political moments of my lifetime was when they unveiled the garbage cans at a press conference to Empire State of Mind while Eric Adams was just smiling like a goon. Happy for you guys but as an outsider looking in that was pretty crazy
Could the answer to reducing rats in New York City really be as simple as putting garbage into trash cans? Yes, actually.
The head of Norway's oil fund is going to flip out when someone tells him what fossil fuels do 🧐🧐🧐🧐
new episode where we talk about google pulling down its disastrous AI image editing tool they put into Google Earth, you can now bet on wild fire outcomes, and more
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Podcast Episode · Kill The Computer · August 3 · 1h 10m
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The Spokane Complex Fire has destroyed hundreds of homes and displaced thousands of people. Our communities are jumping in to help. Here are a few resources for where to locate resources and how to pitch. If you think of anything we missed, let us know at team@rangemedia.co.
Where wildfire victims can find resources, how neighbors can help
An evolving resource directory for people affected by the disaster and people who want to lend a hand.
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I need the Steelers to win just enough games this year to trick him into playing another season. It is all that is protecting us from his imminent podcasting career
ESPN has no comment about Aaron Rodgers's comments on ESPN, about ESPN.
So, Jack Osbourne has yet to delete or clarify his videos that falsely claim I used AI to write an article. Lots of people have encouraged me to sue him, which as I explain here, isn’t realistic. But I greatly appreciate the support for me and @spitfirenews.com. spitfirenews.com/p/jack-osbou...
Ozzy Osbourne's son falsely accused me of writing an article with AI
My reporting on Andrew Tate triggered him. He still won't correct the record.
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Exclusive: We obtained a leaked playbook that Flock gives to cops to coach them on "how to speak to city council" to avoid getting their contracts canceled. Includes strategies like "own the narrative" by talking to mayor "before public comment periods" www.404media.co/own-the-narr...
‘Own the Narrative’: Leaked Flock Guide Shows How It Teaches Cops to Promote Its Tech
"This document shows a coordinated effort from Flock Safety to compel law enforcement agencies to convince our elected leaders to represent their interests as a company rather than the interests of co...
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If you’re in western WA, reminder to mask up and keep your critters inside, the wind from the fires is about to start blowing our way. Hope everyone is staying safe
A lot of people got mad at me for making fun of economics dorks during the last round of Stancil discourse. To those people I say this is unassailable proof that I was right and that you owe me an apology
The Big Mac, though a single product, has over 60 distinct ingredients and draws on labour and property markets wherever it is made and served. That makes it a good choice as a standard of value
this issue was just in front of the Supreme Court, and the case was the state of West Virginia against a middle school girl. which side sounds braver to you?
on the right, "bravery" is when you're willing to be criticized by liberals, even if the position you're taking is fully embraced by the federal government and half the states.
Speaking for the first time since ralliers began assembling in support of her stance against transgender participation in women’s sports, Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham said this was an opportunity for the WNBA to uphold its values of diversity and inclusion. nyti.ms/4fHr4Qn
More community stuff: our 4th annual short story contest is now open for submissions. Everyone who participates or judges is automatically entered to win a couple bucks. Submission form here: forms.gle/DeU4CRT9uJ6V...
With the meteoric rise of “jimothy” in Seattle (which by the way is stupid) the denizens of the Tacoma subreddit are trying to remind the world that we have our own fucked up animal named “jawless jerry”. I don’t think this one will have the same staying power, call me crazy!
My vocal stim is John Malkovich screaming "fucking moron" at Brad Pitt in Burn After Reading
Still figuring out some details as we go, but figured I'd get on promoting this. Sign up if you wanna, feel free to RT the OP if this doesn't apply to you but you wanna help! Thanks!
If you're interested in joining the first ever KTC game jam, join us on Discord or submit an entry form linked below. We're looking for programmers, writers, artists, and even musicians. We've had about 50 signups so far and are going to make some cool stuff happen. All experience levels welcome!
If you're interested in joining the first ever KTC game jam, join us on Discord or submit an entry form linked below. We're looking for programmers, writers, artists, and even musicians. We've had about 50 signups so far and are going to make some cool stuff happen. All experience levels welcome!
Some people just exist in entirely different worlds man
@REDACTED you are THE MOST ANNOYING commentator in the tickling community. I'm not a hater or anything, but you're driving me crazy. It's time to write a review for you. Right on your belly or smth. I hope you have sona so I can KICK THEIR ASS P.s. If you have a ref, dm me :3
Dr fauci, you are accused of the highest crime in our land: asking conservatives to go to applebees slightly less frequently for two weeks. How do you plead
Some guy whose profile pic is a Shiba Inu in military fatigues is having the best day of his life right now
Got cut off by a guy with a “what would Walt Whitman do?” bumper sticker. I am being rage baited by god
Racist uncles will be ruining thanksgiving this year with reinvigorated purpose
🚨🚨 TRUMP APPROVAL IS UNDERWATER WITH WHITES WITHOUT DEGREES! February 8, 2025: +27 July 25, 2026: -6