you cannot start a breaking news alert with “A helicopter carrying President Trump” without dumping a gallon of serotonin into my bloodstream. please be more careful with words

I feel like building your online identity around real people, deceased or no, is a Very Very Weird And Gross Thing To Do Actually I’m not even just talking about the whole YouTuber Larper trend thing (although yes it’s also gross and creepy and weird) either.

www.realitytea.com/2026/08/03/l... Luigi Mangione's attorneys contend the public should be able to watch the proceedings live

Luigi Mangione Pushes for Live Broadcast of High-Profile Trial

Luigi Mangione asked the court to broadcast his state murder trial live and expand public access to proceedings.

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For your consideration: one l o n g lad

One thing I’m never gonna get used to at this job is how chill everyone is with me shuffling my hours around as needed. Need to dip two hours early for my niece’s birthday party? “Omg, no problem!” More convenient for me to come in earlier than scheduled & leave earlier? “Whatever works for you!”

Saw the clips from Hotdiggedydemon's recent stream and my heart goes out to him & what he's going through. The decision that he's made is a difficult one, & it's a terrible feeling to think this is what he feels is his only option. Whatever happens beyond the veil, I hope he finds peace. 💝

Also wearing my new binder at work today and feelin kinda cute about it Maybe it’s the seal shirt making me feel extra cute, idk

It’s been my turn to change the litter boxes the past couple of days and I’ve been putting it off due to ✨executive dysfunction✨ So I’m holding myself accountable by any means necessary. Purple Roomie rarely shows it in their texts but I assure you they’re giddy over this.

Fuck Harry Potter. Go watch The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance.

Dark Crystal Mystic Demonstrates Puppetry

Alt: A clip from The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance, where a Skeksis and a Mystic stand side by side as the camera slowly pans in towards the Mystic. He raises his four arms and says “Puppetry”

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Professor Lynx@professorlynx.bsky.social · 5d ago

Fuck Harry Potter. Go watch The Expanse.

I am going to be running a Moo-vathon starting on August 8th at 10AM EST that is to raise money for my fiancee to finally move up here with me and we get a place together. We have been in separate countries this entire time, and just need a little help to change that. More details to come~

any time I see a reference or a quote from Gangsta's Paradise I think about the time my ex, when we still barely knew each other, slid into my DMs asking him if I'd write a "sincere parody" of GP about his addiction to masturbating, & when that happens I feel a deeply visceral flash of suicidality

Not that I have a habit of lingering on subjects and behaviors that bother me trying to logic them into unbothering me, but if someone tells you that you broke multiple promises over years which affected your friendship, what exactly is speedrunning fulfilling those promises supposed to prove here

This has become one of my core beliefs as a communist and an anarchist. I had a bad childhood. So did my only sibling. So did my friends. My affinity groups are autistic trans people. Anyone who does the "I didn't have it easy, and neither should you" thing is fundamentally corrosive to society.

male to fujoshi transsexual@foxglove.bsky.social · 7d ago

You have to care about kids who aren't "yours." You live in a society, and that society extends to children. You have to fight for trans kids, even if your child isn't trans. You have to care about vaccinations and disability even if you're childless. They aren't property.

shoutout to my roomie Grimalkin who will recognize that I'm working on my arachnophobia by being brave & walking past the 3 wolf spiders in my basement, & say something super helpful like "Yeah they're harmless, they couldn't even chew through your sock if they tried" wh... why would they try, Grim

Got paid today. Paid my rent, phone bill, made a payment on my credit card debt. Scotiabank decided that even despite the payment I made they were gonna clean out my account of all but $50 and put it to my card debt with zero notice, leaving me fucked for the next two weeks until I get paid again.

Update: I’m fully healed and freed from treatment and I was able to take the scope thingy without crying and my doctor was so proud of me let’s fuckin GOOOOOOOOOOO

Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶@avnfeatherfault.vtubers.social · 7d ago

Hello darkness my old friend You’ve come to finger my butthole again

Hello darkness my old friend You’ve come to finger my butthole again

There’s something inherently funny about banks advertising their services using AI generated videos. Like… really? the BANK can’t afford to hire animators for this 15 second adslot? Yeah, sure, they seem like they can be trusted with my money. Why not.

you have to outlive rowling her grave isn't going to piss on itself

out here boutta renew the FFXIV subscription I’ve barely played in years just to get the gay horse

FINAL FANTASY XIV@en.finalfantasyxiv.com · last wk.

Presenting the Twitch Support-A-Streamer Campaign! 🦄 sqex.to/nAYLX Purchase or gift 3 Twitch subs while watching any channel streaming FFXIV from now until August 25 and score the new unicorn mount, Alsvid!

UPDATE I took some of the leftover cod and made cod burritos with mayo and cheese and it’s basically a cod au gratin wrap this is my new favorite thing

Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶@avnfeatherfault.vtubers.social · last wk.

[BANGING FISTS ON TABLE] FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH

I’m off work and I’m tired and had to pick up cat food because I forgot I was out and the leash and collar section at PetSmart is awakening some BULLSHIT in me right now that’s very inconvenient

[BANGING FISTS ON TABLE] FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH

Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶@avnfeatherfault.vtubers.social · 2w ago

FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH

Sharing this and specifically tagging @ratscratchvt.bsky.social because every time I see a frog I think of this NERD

J. L. Westover@mrlovenstein.bsky.social · last wk.

Goddamn I wanna come back to streaming again but godDAMN I’m so tired after work nowadays

Working at the warehouse/corporate offices today & man am I tempted to slip into the marketing department’s office like “hey so like hear me out wouldn’t it be a funny gimmick to design some VTuber mascots to advertise your products on social media hahaha gee who could possibly help you with that—“

The Avatar Studios AI panel slide discourse is fascinating because like, yes, I fully want to believe they’re against the use of AI in their work But also, for a huge panel discussing Avatar stuff… nobody checked the slides? Nobody saw the “according to ChatGPT” shit in the slides ahead of time????

Made some Pokemon pixel art for another DYKG YouTube thumbnail

It’s almost like players resonate most with games that are a result of a developer’s love and passion and not some soulless corporation’s idea of what will make the most money, or something. Who would have thought, MICROSOFT

VGC@videogameschronicle.com · 2w ago

Shigeru Miyamoto says the games that resonate most with players all around the world aren’t those deliberately designed for global appeal, but those based on a developer’s personal interests. www.videogameschronicle.com/news/miyamot...

FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH