Amelia Wirts

@awirts.bsky.social

Philosopher, tree-lover, obnoxious celtics fan (is there any other kind)

Finally got medicated for ADHD. So when I lay down to sleep, I just tell my brain it’s time to stop and it just does? It just lets me sleep? IS THIS HOW THE REST OF YOU HAVE BEEN LIVING?

Kyrie: I didn’t realize that the Celtics were going to expect me to come in and be a decent person. I didn’t know I wasn’t supposed to diss my teammates to the media when we we lost but take credit as a great leader whenever we won. Be warned. It’s a cult.

I fucking love dogs, but Seattle dog owners are the worst people. If your dog “doesn’t really like other dogs” you probably should not take him for walks through densely populated areas. There will be other dogs.

I got bumped to first class for a very short flight, and it’s incredible how much of a kind humanitarian I am when not packed like into a tin can like sardine with other cranky humans.

I love woo woo fortune telling stuff because whether you accept or reject the “answer” you’re accidentally doing introspection which is so so funny to me, tricking yourself into emotional reflection using the aesthetic of a spirit halloween

Phases of trying to write this paper: 😏I have a good paper idea! 😌This is a very smart take 😕This is so obvious that it has probably been written before. 😣This is obvious to me because it is ~the same as a paper I already wrote. 😫Shit that means it is not good, smart, obvious,or original.

I can’t help but wonder what policies, laws, and cultural norms culminated in so many Seattle apartment buildings having central ac but only in the lobbies and shared hallways, not the actual apartments.

Using “whilst” in writing makes you an asshole unless you are British, right? Or is it more like using “whilst” as an American makes you an asshole? Real Q: can I, born and raised in the US with American English as my only fluent language, use “whilst” without being an asshole?