Do you see why I don't even bother? Imbeciles will always be imbeciles. It's not as if they can simply choose to understand the information you're feeding them. And if they need to be made quiet, treat them like ferals. The only thing they understand are base impulses. Like pain.

Jet the Hawk@jetthehawk.bsky.social · 9mo ago

"But Jet, this thing I made up about you is true! It's really true I really mean it and if I say it's true enough times then it'll be true. What do you mean I'm wrong no I thought it up so it must be true see so it's true!" Gaia, arguing with idiots is tiring.

... I'm going to taze him again. Maybe in his junk this time since that's the only place his blood's going.

There we go.

I’m here to fully and deeply apologize to Wave the swallow on Sonic riders. It was not her fault, but it was mine due to a thing called a skill issue. I am sorry wave. - Goose

Any second now...

You can't expect an amateur to hold a candle to pros like us. It's just common sense, really.

Jet the Hawk@jetthehawk.bsky.social · 12mo ago

Sonic the Hedgehog is slow af can't even beat us even with rival status. What an actual loser.

This is why my job is so easy.

Perry Areolar@perryodontal.bsky.social · 12mo ago

the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre" www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...

Renault suddenly chokes on his drink, coughing and quickly putting a welding mask over his face to hide his luminescent blush. Once again, his crush on and fear of Wave collide.

Wave the Swallow@babylonianbrainiac.bsky.social · last yr.

Not to brag, but working on heavy machinery day after day is good exercise. You need a lot of core strength to wield a thirty kilogram cast iron wrench, after all.

"And what if it is? As much distaste as I have for Eggman's work, business is still business. For the right price, anyone could become an ally." "Knowing that, would you still be willing to let me simply...walk away from here?"

Neo Lord@supremebeing4d4.bsky.social · last yr.

"I'm aware, Wave. It depends on your operations though. If is not huge thing like getting Phantom Ruby or something powerful to Eggman then there will be a problem."

"Again, excuse me for not believing you right away. Besides, telling me that you're an enemy to Eggman doesn't suddenly make you our ally." "You could just as easily take offense to our own operations. And what then, hmm?"

Neo Lord@supremebeing4d4.bsky.social · last yr.

"Understandable. I'm not associated with Eggman nor i act like him in any way. I hate him with bottom of my heart, i'm not the usual machine with wanting to defeat Sonic. I'm mobian with good life and freedom without anyone in control of me. I work to keep planet safe from eggman." +

I know some, but I don't spend too much time chasing their rumors. A lot of it is merely speculative and not worth following, but there are some things that have proven true in this strange little world of ours.

(NEW 📌) 𝐌𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 & 𝐌𝐘 𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐖𝐒@kryptthekangahog.bsky.social · last yr.

... How much d'ya know 'bout cryptozoology—

You need to keep in mind who you're talking to.

(NEW 📌) 𝐌𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 & 𝐌𝐘 𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐖𝐒@kryptthekangahog.bsky.social · last yr.

FUCK, THA' ONE USUALLY WORKS—

Sorry, but basic Zoology and Ethology facts aren't going to stump me.

(NEW 📌) 𝐌𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 & 𝐌𝐘 𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐖𝐒@kryptthekangahog.bsky.social · last yr.

Hedgehogs often resort t' eatin' their young when it comes t' survival

Tell me something I don't know.

(NEW 📌) 𝐌𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 & 𝐌𝐘 𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐖𝐒@kryptthekangahog.bsky.social · last yr.

... good fuckin' Gaia, ya could grind meat offa 'em things .

Not to brag, but working on heavy machinery day after day is good exercise. You need a lot of core strength to wield a thirty kilogram cast iron wrench, after all.

"Perhaps, but excuse me if I don't immediately trusting anything you say about yourself." "If you want the gullible one, that's Storm."

Neo Lord@supremebeing4d4.bsky.social · last yr.

"Potentially yes but i can guarantee to you i'm not that kind of threat like Eggman. Do you want to know me or live with conclusions lack of knowledge ?"

"It would be foolish not to. I don't know you, therefore you're potentially volatile and a threat." "And for your information, I've earned my right to be confident. My work speaks for itself, after all." "Unfortunately, what it says is clearly too complex for someone such as yourself."

Neo Lord@supremebeing4d4.bsky.social · last yr.

"Bold of you to assume i'd really hurt you cause talk bad about Miles." He unmakes the ladder. "It would be ridiculous of me to hit you with it. Everyone have some flaws in their inventions, always must learns from it to make new ones better...also somes has kind of ego that needs to break."

Wave seems unphased by the threats, arms folded over her chest. "Tch, no wonder no one can match my engineering. I point out some flaws in the foxboy's designs and some of you get so offended that you'd rather threaten me than actually pay attention." "Poorly, might I add."

Neo Lord@supremebeing4d4.bsky.social · last yr.

"I can make one." Extend his hand to side making one with phantom ability, long story how he got this, in summary, old friend cursed him long time ago but worked on to control it. "But instead of doing what you said, kind attempting to hit you with it." Pointing at her with the ladder.

"And the way you've been speaking to me so far makes me want to spite you further." "Do yourself a favor and find a ladder to help you get over yourself."

Neo Lord@supremebeing4d4.bsky.social · last yr.

"The way you spoke just made me want stay here more, unless you make yourself go away from me."

"Oh yes, because I should clearly drop every project I'm working on now to satisfy your childish whims." "I know I could do it and I have no desire to. That's all I need. Your opinion, as much as it may hurt you to realize it, doesn't matter." "Now go away."

Neo Lord@supremebeing4d4.bsky.social · last yr.

"I want to see you making one and make it work in the first try."

That was...enlightening, I suppose? Maybe I'm just trying to convince myself the last hour was worth my time.

Yes yes, and you're doing a great job of trying to convince yourself of this, sweetie. No one's forcing you to talk to me, you know. Just like no one's forcing you to gang up on Jet when you think the rest of us aren't around to have his back.

(( I am so sorry if I have Wave be EXTRA mean. )) (( Whereas Jet's mocking is competitive and at least sporting to an extent...)) (( Wave just goes for the goddamn throat. She's mean. She's very mean. ))

Hit a nerve, hmmm? Tell me something, what do YOU do to do your part...personally? Because my understanding is that you just get in the way. Do you even want to help, or do you simply want to tell yourself you're being helpful? Does Sonic and his team even need you?

I have been going quite stir-crazy in the workshop. I just felt I could use a little time out, mocking my lessers.

Jet the Hawk@jetthehawk.bsky.social · last yr.

Still surprising to me. I mean...I wouldda been sick of it now.

Hush, Jet. This one's funny.

Jet the Hawk@jetthehawk.bsky.social · last yr.

...I say that and she's arguing with one right now.

Mmmhmmm, I'm sure I can believe you with how delirious you've proven to be up to this point. You even believe yourself to be a good person. That's interesting. Very interesting. It does check out. Most who brag about their good deeds are rather terrible, deep down...often lacking introspection.

And desperate, too. That would explain how you end up in so many one-sided relationships. Maybe you crave affection so badly you have to manufacture it? I'll need to study this further.

Dodging the question? Expected. Disappointing but expected. Most likely ashamed you were caught in a mistake and not willing to own up to it. Matches the profile of a hopeless fangirl such as yourself. See how interesting you are to study? It's like a marine biologist taking to a new microbe.