📲 “Wait is this stuff addictive?” There was a pause in her texts, followed by another, more well informed text. 📲 “Okay, I looked it up. Online it says it isn’t. Phew!” May had some time to kill, so she looked around for a nearby tall building to hang out on top of. (C)

𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐖𝐞𝐛『地獄の使者!!』@aranehenna.bsky.social · last yr.

She had no doubt that any, and EVERY, Bodega owner would understand 'can I get a pack of Raws'. It was the literal brand name, equivalent to saying 'let me get a box of newports', but - Ding! Oh, look at that. The obvious outcome. 📲 Proud of you, kid. You're on your way to a life of degeneracy.

May looked at her cell phone’s screen, bewildered by all of the lingo she was completely unfamiliar with. She blinked a few times, reading the messages again. 📲 “Okay I have no idea what any of that means, so I’m just gonna repeat what you said and hope for the best.” April had so much more (c)

𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐖𝐞𝐛『地獄の使者!!』@aranehenna.bsky.social · last yr.

📲 Go down to the nearest bodega and ask the guy behind the counter for a pack of raws. 📲 If they're selling fronto, get a pack, too. Eh? Big order for a first time. 📲 Forget the fronto. Just get the raws. I got the rest. Smoking stolen weed with her sister after school? Her life was a comedy.

📲 “Okay okay, chill. I did have something I’ve been meaning to try out, maybe you could help with it?” There was a brief pause in the texts before she sent another. 📲 “I snagged this big bag of buds off of some crook the other day and I don’t know what to do with it.” (C)

𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐖𝐞𝐛『地獄の使者!!』@aranehenna.bsky.social · last yr.

For a fleeting moment, she understood her 'father', and disliked him just a bit less. 📲 ' I'm supposed to go to this 'teachers get together' for the art department. 🙄' 📲 ' give me a good excuse to get out of it and i'm all yours. '

It was time to annoy a certain someone again. She sent a text to @aranehenna.bsky.social , grinning as she did so. 📲 “SDIYBT. 🤖” As she sent the text, she tried her best to hold in her laughter, eagerly waiting for her response.

“If Ice Man had pubes, would they just be shaved ice?” She muttered to herself, while perched atop one of NYC’s many tall buildings. “How would you even ask someone that?” She shuddered a little, picturing what it would look like.

May snaps her fingers, nodding a little bit. “Okay, that makes a lot of sense. But people are more hot headed in the summer, being hot gets people riled up.” She explained, before switching gears in the conversation once more. “Hey are you free tonight? You could totally join me at that party.”

𝐽𝑒𝑎𝑛@psionicphoenix.bsky.social · last yr.

I’m surprised given how hot it is. If I were a criminal, I’d do this closer to winter. “But for my telepathy, I can tune out people’s thoughts. Making it just a quiet walk right now.”

“Well really the phrase is ‘cream OF the crop’, which comes from the observation of cream, the best part, rising to the top of milk.” She tapped her foot a little bit. “So really there is no innuendo at all, but it’s more funny to think of some dude going to town over some plants.”

𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ@thesh0cker.bsky.social · last yr.

"Why is it a sayin' though? It makes no sense!"

“Wha- It’s a hypothetical scenario! I doubt anyone has ever really done it. Plus there’s probably like nutrients in there somewhere. Maybe the plants like it.”

𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ@thesh0cker.bsky.social · last yr.

"That feels so mean to the farmers." :(

“Well I was going to go to a party tonight so I figured I should get some patrolling in before then. Summer is the biggest time of year for petty crime you know.” She placed her hands on her own hips. “But coming into the city to clear your head? Aren’t everyone’s thoughts kind of loud?”

𝐽𝑒𝑎𝑛@psionicphoenix.bsky.social · last yr.

“Well it’s good to meet you May.” She returns the kind smile. “Thank you and no need to apologize. As for me I’m just out for a stroll, just trying to clear my head. What brings you around?”

“What’s not funny about jizzing on plants? It’s incredibly funny.” She was smiling under her mask just thinking about it.

𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ@thesh0cker.bsky.social · last yr.

"...I don't get it."

“The last time there were crops in NYC was 1982, and it was wheat. So no, I don’t.” She paused. “It kinda funny to think about though.”

𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ@thesh0cker.bsky.social · last yr.

"...Do you cream on people's crops?"

“Country boys make do.”

𝕊ℍ𝕆ℂ𝕂𝔼ℝ@thesh0cker.bsky.social · last yr.

"I never got the term of creaming on someone's crops. I just feel like I makes no sense."

“Normally I don’t exactly share my name, but you could just read my mind to get it anyway. I’m May.” She gestured to her mask, smiling warmly. “This is just so you can hear me better. That is such a cool power! Sorry, fangirling big time right now. What brings you to my neck of the woods?”

𝐽𝑒𝑎𝑛@psionicphoenix.bsky.social · last yr.

“Well it’s good to meet you, err do you have a name?” Jean watches as the energetic woman pulls her mask up. “Also you do know I don’t need skin contact or anything to read your mind right. And your also thinking of Pokémon, and now pizza.”

“No way, an X-Men!” May said to herself as she spotted the familiar ginger head of hair of none other than @psionicphoenix.bsky.social ! She swung on down from the rooftop, landing just behind her. “Hello Jean! I’m a huge fan of your work.” She was probably reading her mind already, so cool!

🕷️ Writer here! Been crazy busy lately since my brother just got engaged. Looking forward to writing with you all more very soon! In the meantime, feel free to hop in my DMs. Don’t worry, I don’t bite. Much.

There is nowhere in the world where she would rather sleep.

All this heat has really been getting to her. MJ’s curls are back in full force!

May is forever glad that she isn’t psychic. Good grief, Dad.

“You’re right, I’m sorry. We need to do more girls nights like we used to.” May apologized, before happily taking the condom and opening the wrapper with her teeth. She plucked the condom from the wrapper, holding it between her two fingers. “I don’t know why I thought this wouldn’t be wet.” (C)

𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐖𝐞𝐛『地獄の使者!!』@aranehenna.bsky.social · last yr.

going on off-campus. We're crashing, you're smashing, then before dawn we're dashing."

“Jeez you’re putting some serious pressure on me here, April.” She responded, taking another, more modestly sized, banana from the bunch. Luckily, the shop owner did provide them with lube, for free. She eyed the fruit, picturing what the real deal would look like in her hands. May shivered (c)

𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐖𝐞𝐛『地獄の使者!!』@aranehenna.bsky.social · last yr.

they turned back out onto the streets, big sis peeled it with her teeth, while fiddling with a condom box. "This is for potassium. Good part of any balanced breakfast." Munch! "One of these is for practice, 'cause YOU'RE putting the condom on him. I don't trust boys, and I refuse to be an auntie."

Mary Jane Watson. 📚 🕸️ The stunning, the amazing, the spectacular redhead of your dreams. [18+ Marvel RP, descriptive & plot-driven. More info in this thread. 🧵]

“Hey!” May practically jumped at the two swat combo her twin gave her, quickly standing back up straight. She watched as April snagged several boxes of condoms, before nodding a little. “Have I even met my…? Sheesh.” She wouldn’t even say the word, simply shaking her head and smiling a little (c)

𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐖𝐞𝐛『地獄の使者!!』@aranehenna.bsky.social · last yr.

"Literally, before midnight. On some Cinderella timing, so you'd better start stretching from now." Complete with a swat to the girl's lower back to gently* remind her just what it was she was supposed to be stretching. *She swatted the hell out of May's butt. Girl needed some tough love. ↪

“Tonight?!” May hurriedly began to try and think of excuses, nervous at the prospect of actually getting laid for once. But, as she walked with her twin, her nerves seemed to settle. “Okay okay, tonight. No more pussyfooting around.” She nodded a little, before flashing her perfect teeth at (c)

𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐖𝐞𝐛『地獄の使者!!』@aranehenna.bsky.social · last yr.

There'd been something strange in the air with spring turning into summer, she'd been finding a lot more luck that way. "Listen, though. It's a school night, so I've gotta be up early, but we're getting you some tonight. Period. The end. Left turn here, we're going to the pharmacy for condoms."

May eagerly returned the hug, always happy to see her symbiotic sister. The pair had been getting along swimmingly lately. “You already know the answer to that, otherwise I wouldn’t be asking for help, again.” May flashed a smile stepping back for a moment and admiring April’s choice of outfit (c)

𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐖𝐞𝐛『地獄の使者!!』@aranehenna.bsky.social · last yr.

how about that?" Fired back easily, breezily, as she pulled Mayday into a hug. The reading frames are plucked via tendril. The only part of her outfit that wasn't symbiote-chic at the end of the day. She blamed Peter. Real easy to do most days... "Que pasa, linda? No luck getting railed yet?"

May smiled as she looked down at her cell phone. Looks like her sis does have some time for her today. She quickly texted back, telling her she’d see her then, with a smiling emoji. It wasn’t long before she was back on campus, tapping her foot as she waited at their usual meeting spot. (C)

𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐖𝐞𝐛『地獄の使者!!』@aranehenna.bsky.social · last yr.

she's - ! Oh, one second. Glasses on, she pulled her phone out of her desk to - roll her fucking eyes, seriously?! ❝ God, you dry docked bitch... Go fuck the neighbor! ❞ She fired back a quick - ❝ Not you, Clara. Fuck when you're ready to fuck. ❞ - text telling May to meet her at ESU after class.

“What’s a gal gotta do to get a date around here?” She muttered, as she rode the subway towards downtown. Her thumbs tapped away on her phone as she maintained her perfect balance, despite the constant lurching and bumping of the decades old machine. May sent a text to @aranehenna.bsky.social (c)

May is aura farming again. She’s soaked, but at least she looks cool.

“A girl’s gotta eat! I had to say something to interrupt all that brooding going on.” May explained with a smile. “We should go sometime. I bet you’ll like Tacos Loco almost as much as I do.”

𝙎𝙥𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙧-𝙈𝙖𝙣 (𝙉𝙤𝙞𝙧)@grittywebslinger.bsky.social · 2y ago

〖 @backboardspider.bsky.social 〗 "Ah, yes. I remember you. You're that one Spider-Girl who had a constant craving for tacos, correct?"