I must have watched that video 5 times today. #AllYouHadToDoWasPayUsEnoughToFuckingLive #Art #ProtestArt #BurnItDown

Odysseus pr̶o̶b̶a̶b̶l̶y̶ had ADHD

I'm not sure that I think it's a good idea to encourage people who think they might have ADHD to do all the research they can on ADHD

This has been my life the last 2 months~ ✨️Mr. Henry Allen Flapjack✨️

“Yes, I agree we shouldn’t let perfect be the enemy of good. But this is not good. This is not even neutral. This is bad. And I am concerned that you do not seem to understand that.”

The Spotted Hyena is one of my top 3 favorite wild animals (the others being bears and orca whales.) They are also considered a Keystone Species. And deserve so much more love and respect than they often get.

The North American Alligator is one of my favorite animals. Did you know that they create "Gator Holes" that collect water and become effective oasis during the dry season? Between that and being an apex predator, they are considered a Key Stone Species.

Opossums are neat! They are highly resistant to snake venom, and almost entirely immune to rabies! They eat ticks and help clean up our neighborhoods! And they have cute little fingerless gloves!

(Tbf I think all species of bats are cute- but I also know that, in general, a lot of people have irrational fears surrounding these silly little guys.)

Never bring a microphone to a gunfight

Joseph Goebbels was married and had SIX (6) children. That's 3X's more than Charlie Kirk. And he *also* never actually directly killed anyone.... but that doesn't mean he isn't also one of histories monsters.

Okay guys, hear me out here- maybe his neck just did that spontaneously???

It's good that snakes can't drive. Because there could be a time a snake is driving alone when it sheds and then is tempted to use the second skin to fraudulently use the carpool lane. Quite honestly that would not help the reputation of snakes at all.

oh, you're a terrorist? name all- wait really? do you have like a bomb on you? does it have games on it?

And Dakota is also here! #SecretLivesOfMormomWives #reunionspecial #TheFifthBeatle

Tony Strak would rather build a whole ai simulation rather than go to fucking Therapy #MCU

My other #MCU ship is Stark/Banner #ScienceBoyfriends

Hey, those of you who ship #Stucky (steve/bucky) in the #MCU - what's the general concensus on who is The Top?

YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work

remember, kids: steal your parents' wallets and buy fentanyl

If you would have told me that 2025 was the year I would go feral for a ship involving John Turturro and Christopher Walken... I would have been confused, surprised, yet very delighted at the prospect. #Severance

Today is The Ides Of March, and it would be a great opportunity for some democratic (or hey, even republican- I'm not picky...) senators to do something hilarious and, in turn, earn my eternal respect.

It's a Shrimp Cocktail.... because Flamingo. I am very funny. (Please clap.)

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Painting tonight 🦩🍤 #wip #art #acrylicpainting

He died doing what he loved, flagrantly violating OSHA regulations. The real offense is the government telling people what to do. It is an attack on freedom.

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