@jamesomalley.co.uk fired up an old iPod and found that it still had some of your vintage podcasts (before podcasts were cool)

@mattround.com I finally smashed the 20m ceiling I was starting to think was impossible. And to think my family think I'm a failure.

And then, because this is arguably the most preposterous country on earth, Speaker Lindsay Hoyle says: "Right, thank you everybody. We're going to move on to the ferrets bill if people wish to leave."