when blue-eyed people wear 3d glasses, they rip out the blue lens and just wear the red side like a monocle

hope they find out if the moon is actually made of cheese

made a guy watch Ishtar with me and now im scared he’s ghosting me

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once a year i google “how do jellyfish work” bc i, still in a way, cant believe they work that like

idk dragon ball stuff but i discovered this lil guy today and i love him

which video game will make me hot and rich if i play it

heated rivalry has maybe healed my avoidant attachment

to be loved is to be bobo

if i ever stop posting, it either means i’ve finally achieved Mental Health, or i’ve died trying

the studio unit right next to my unit hasn’t been rented out for a long time i think it’s bc im too stinky :/

what that thing do

me captured at my absolute happiest

fig at the beach? just makes sense

what if i just went as my cat for halloweens

wish i had this rn

i finished it — wow!

sup lit@badeugene.bsky.social · last yr.

said i was never gonna watch that neon genital shit but here i am….

is somebody gonna match my freak is somebody gonna matcha my drink

Touch a SHRIMPSTICK it helps them feel so good

chest pain from my panic attack has finally subsided, let's fucking goooooo

milkshake make the world go round

burger make the world go round

im my own worst enemy but also my best ally

writing lil silly songs no one will ever hear is fun

for every good time girl there's a bad time boy

girl idk

accidentally got a lob

said i was never gonna watch that neon genital shit but here i am….

sup lit@badeugene.bsky.social · last yr.

im becoming an otaku, is that ok

should i be honest and brave and formally log ‘bikini warriors’ on my letterboxd?