my texts look like some shit you see in a "humorously" bleak video game
different people used to like my bad posts than who likes them now. life is so fleeting. brutal, yet beautiful
I see a lot of you talking about "dopamine" and I wish you'd go back to talking about your astrological signs because at least then you wouldn't be confusing yourself about a real thing
lemonade? no thank you. perhaps i would partake if it was in the form of the bitter flesh of another organism, untainted by saccharine frivolities
i am eating the life lemons raw and unadulterated with sugar, as i do not care for sweets
my favorite nighttime activity is holding on to the ground so i don’t fall into the sky
I work with women all the time who allow their husbands to rape them to avoid a beating. Who clean and cook and keep their children quiet to avoid them all being killed. So yes.
The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 4d agoRep. Max Miller: "My former wife has claimed that during a custody exchange at my home that day, I assaulted her…If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?"
DALE COOPER: [runs down the stairs too fast because he really needs to pee and trips and rolls to the bottom while pissing his pants] WINDOM EARLE: [500 miles away] (smiling) Knight takes Rook... Check.
Isekai as a genre is exploding in popularity because it appeals to a universal desire to get hit by a truck rather than live in the 21st century.
they should legalize allowing my crazy ass to ever know peace in this godforsaken life
the human mind was not built to withstand this much stress. gotta get one of those inhuman minds
it's so important for women to melt into each other sometimes. it's good for health and for science
Fun fact (not) : after the 2018 Toronto attack, where a lookist (incel) militant killed 11 and injured 15, Ross Douthat penned an opinion piece where he leaned into incel propaganda and advocated for a 'fairer' distribution of women's bodies among men.
Jacob T. Levy@jacobtlevy.bsky.social · last wk.' "Ross is one of the preeminent public intellectuals in America today, a thinker of uncommon rigor and a journalist of deep empathy," Bilton said. ' So those are words that have happened. www.cbsnews.com/news/60-minu...
am i allowed to talk about how weird it is that the main way liberals philantropize trans people is by donating money to liberal nonprofits for call centers that beg us not to kill ourselves, instead of directly funding our material needs which, when deprived, lead to suicidality? is that allowed?
mady castigan✨ 🏳️⚧️@mady.cat · 6d agoSorry i meant to say we need more celebrities to donate $100 million to suicide hotlines so we can call someone who will beg us not to kill ourselves when the state takes away our medication and housing, and then send the cops to our home if we say the wrong series of words. My bad.
We do need pretty much everyone to be yelling about diy hrt because I can't believe I wasted fucking £1000 a year on gendergp when estrogen is £100 a year if you buy injections yourself
One thing that's comforting to think about sometimes is that one day I'll be dead and I won't have to deal with any of this any more
every decision i've ever made has been perfectly rational when you account for the confounding factors of dogshit life and dogshit world
petitioning the Unicode consortium to make this a default emoji. I need it for so many circumstances in which the normal set simply cannot suffice
yup that's right: I drive a really big truck. I can't stay in my lane when I drive it and I always take up two or more spaces when I park. And sure, it immediately turns any child into a fine mist when I hit them, but I can't see it happen anyway. I just need to feel safe when I drive to the store