I should have known better than thinking anybody would want to interact. That's on me.
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@badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Nerd, geek, dork, loser. Please; my thoughts, they are bad. Said thoughts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaolkthurmh6 Discord/Signal/Telegram: If we talk you're welcome to ask. Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Anybody want to jack in their current life and become cryptids with me? I'm thinking forest dwellers that people only ever catch a glimpse of or hear in the distance. And we're always fuckin'.
*adding another notch to my 'people who've either muted me or simply no longer care enough to interact' tally chart*
Guy who doesn't like trees, but loves the color green: I hate to see you grow, but I love to watch you leaf
If you need an ear today then come find me and I'll listen. I can't do shit to improve my own life right now, but I'm always open to making yours more bearable ❤️
Here to stink up your Mondays REAL nice, in two-tone. Proof that I don't just do all these monochromes from my bed.
If I don't get to do a bunch of mutual orgasms with an extremely hot chick in the not too distant future then I'm going to lose my fucking mind.
Medicinal strength someone who gives a fuck about me.
Needless to say I still don't understand people, or how I'm supposed to interact with them.
It is with an extremely heavy heart that I must tell you all that I am still alive. I'm so sorry.
When you stare at this app for what feels like hours and can't think of anything but depressing bullshit to post. Probably time to get gone, huh?
Wondering when it was exactly that you muted me, and other normal, healthy thoughts.
Monochrome wasn't built in a day, guys.
I don't enjoy being a miserable cunt, you know.
Oh, another migraine is it? I hope it lasts 4 days like last week's did. That'll cheer me right up.
I'm in my 'sudden interest in carpentry' era (I've got wood).
Congratulations life, I wish I was dead.
I want to drink because this week has been an absolute fucking disaster, but my head is already killing me because I'm broken and did I tell you I hate my life?
I feel my latest crash out approaching on the horizon.
Love to be woken at 3am by some cunt's alarm going off right outside. That will surely help the migraine I've been trying to shake off since Tuesday.
Wife: We really have to start eating right Me: [trying to eat chow mein with a stapler]
Am I tired? Or do I just wish I could close my eyes and never have to wake up again?
As a Brit I knew literally nothing about Adam Carolla before reading this. After reading it I know one thing: he's a rapist.
Asher Langton@asherlangton.bsky.social · 3w agoThe full quote is even worse.
Cool, the migraine is still hanging around from yesterday. I am firmly in the "I wish I was dead" camp today, folks.
Right now I have two moods: "I wish I was dead" and "I wish someone with tits would put them in my face". Will YOU 🫵🏽 be part of the solution?
Days like today are the ones that convince me I'm not living to see 50. So at least I've got that going for me.